Do Not Share Your Code

Yesterdays Security Codes in an Abandoned Community Notice Board

 

(Unofficial) Exhibition of my photography in hotel room 420

(click on images for gallery view)

The art in room 420 was a bit boring…so I took it down and replaced it with my new photographic work…made in the hotel room. I hope the next people that stay there like it.

 

Limited Edition Print Works


 

when you do print making you don’t tend to get death threats, or the microphones don’t break or audiences don’t hate you…

So I’m going to be a printmaker.

New Series available soon called “Possible Escape Routes Out of Here”

available soonish

Lullaby For Scavengers

Beautifully, intricately assembled – and very funny’ ★★★★★ The Guardian

SOHO THEATRE LONDON 15 March -8 April 2023

More European and UK dates to be added.

tickets available here

for those on low / unwaged I can give you a code for £10 tickets. DM me for details

The original soundtrack to Lullaby for Scavengers by Stephen & David Dewaele (aka Soulwax /2manydjs) is now available on a limited-edition cassette (with an exclusive download code) via their DEEWEE record label. Copies can be ordered and collected at Soho Theatre, during the run of Kim’s show. 

The original soundtrack to Lullaby for Scavengers by Stephen & David Dewaele (aka Soulwax /2manydjs) is now available on a limited-edition cassette (with an exclusive download code) via their DEEWEE record label. Copies can be ordered and collected at Soho Theatre, during the run of Kim’s show.

(or in the online shop)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Art On Empty Shelves

Stock Pile, Panic Buy, Hoard food…Leave the shelves empty… and lets put art there.

Tescos Express Kentish Town

 

 

 

 

Tescos Express Camden Road

 

 

 

 

Sainsburys Local York Way

 

 

Morrisons Peckham

Keith (an unfinished study of a cashier left on the shelf where he works/worked)

 

 

Morrisons Camden

 

 

 

Question and Answers Sessions suck balls.

(article original published in Draff Magazine)

 

There comes a time in every man’s life where one has to face facts: they have to attend a Q&A session. For some this comes at a theatre, for others it may be a cinema screening or conference hall. It might even be online via the World Wide Web.

It’s a right of passage moment and aren’t that the truth.

And it doesn’t matter if you are on the side of the audience/questioners or trying to provide the Answers from stage – Question and Answers Sessions suck balls. And anyone who says they are interesting or useful is wrong. In fact, I’d go some way to already hating you. I’m going to throw ‘feedback’ sessions for scratch performances into this mix too. I hate you. They should be banned.

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The undercurrent of this irrelevant fixation is my ineptitude and loathing of having to stand alongside my work and discuss it. I leave that for others. Of course art needs to be discussed, thought over and debated. (Otherwise DRAFF magazine wouldn’t exist and we can’t have that). But please do it in your own free time. Like you’re doing right now. But not on a stage right after a show/film/reading/performance. It demystifies the whole art piece that you’ve just witnessed, akin to a magician explaining his trick while he’s smashing your watch under a red handkerchief (actually I’d like to see that. Bad example.)

I’ve recently been involved in making a theatre piece called Wildlife Fm with Campo along with a Belgian director (who has amazing hair) and a cast of nine young people. With Pol, the director, having returned wisely to the EU straight after the premiere, I was asked by the theatre to sit in on the Q&A alongside the youngsters. Mother F*****! was my initial reaction.

I asked a few of the young folk what was actually going through their brains during the Q&A (a few thoughts below).

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Of course we’re all given a choice to leave, we are lucky to live in a democratic society. (In North Korea I believe its state policy to force all adults between 18-21 years of age to stay behind in a theatre just in case there’s a Q&A.) But sometimes one is obligated to attend.

People who attend these sessions tend to be divided into two distinct camps:

1/ Those that attend and ask questions (these people I really despise). Normally the question is never actually a question but an ill-thought-through, sycophantic string of words that goes on and on and on. Get your own freaking show mate if you want the attention!

2/ Those that feel obliged to be there because they vaguely know someone in the show and it might seem rude to leave but they’d rather be at the bar and with each question the chest pain becomes increasingly worse.

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The man sat in row C wore a foot brace. Probably for medical reasons. This was the most interesting thing during the QnA session for Wildlife FM.

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​I was stuck in another one in a small theatre in Bethnal Green in London, my exit to the real world was blocked and the audience’s friends were waxing lyrical for at least 20 mins on a production that at best could be described as “fuken wank”. I was sat in the back row and to amuse myself I took all my clothes off. No one noticed.​So my message is a simple one. F you Q&As and those that attend them. You are the worst of humanity

The Art Doesn’t Work Anymore

In a gallery somewhere. Probably in Finland. With a VR headset on. The Virtual Reality art work wasn’t working. (but i didn’t understand the sign.) So i just stood there staring at nothing for 10minutes.  It was quite good.

 

 

(a bit from a graphic novel maybe)

European stuff.

trying to improve my german

 

was delighted to be sent this badge of honour. from a learn german app.

its worth more than a degree nowadays.

(i used to be proud of being English.
now I’m just disgusted.)

i realise this will be read by mostly sympathetic https://www.viagrapascherfr.com/vente-de-viagra-pas-cher/ readers.. ..but for those of you who voted for hatred and bigotry..i’d like a word with you cunts. No really.

Byebye Europe

my time living in Munich is nearly

up and I’ve had the fortune of working with some great artists on various projects including this one.

if you’re in Munich, Bangkok or NewYork you may even see it.

byyeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

i got an email about flags….(und ich bin in München)

 

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reply…and enclosed photo….

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You’re Not Alone (terrifed in manchester, Belfast, Munich)

John, the lorry driver from manchester, has been invited to the show on 12th march in manchester….he has yet to respond. so theres a chance i may or may not be beaten up during or afterwards. Something to look forward to.
You’re Not Alone then travels to Belfast & Munich….with other dates to be added…soon-ish

Tickets for manchester

KIM NOBLE YOU'RE NOT ALONE