Art On Empty Shelves

Stock Pile, Panic Buy, Hoard food…Leave the shelves empty… and lets put art there.

Tescos Express Kentish Town





Tescos Express Camden Road





Sainsburys Local York Way



Morrisons Peckham

Keith (an unfinished study of a cashier left on the shelf where he works/worked)



Morrisons Camden




Question and Answers Sessions suck balls.

(article for Draff Magazine) 

There comes a time in every man’s life where one has to face facts: they have to attend a Q&A session. For some this comes at a theatre, for others it may be a cinema screening or conference hall. It might even be online via the World Wide Web.

It’s a right of passage moment and aren’t that the truth…..

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The Art Doesn’t Work Anymore

In a gallery somewhere. Probably in Finland. With a VR headset on. The Virtual Reality art work wasn’t working. (but i didn’t understand the sign.) So i just stood there staring at nothing for 10minutes.  It was quite good.



(a bit from a graphic novel maybe)

European stuff.

trying to improve my german


was delighted to be sent this badge of honour. from a learn german app.

its worth more than a degree nowadays.

(i used to be proud of being English.
now I’m just disgusted.)

i realise this will be read by mostly sympathetic readers.. ..but for those of you who voted for hatred and bigotry..i’d like a word with you cunts. No really.

Byebye Europe

my time living in Munich is nearly

up and I’ve had the fortune of working with some great artists on various projects including this one.

if you’re in Munich, Bangkok or NewYork you may even see it.



You’re Not Alone (terrifed in manchester, Belfast, Munich)

John, the lorry driver from manchester, has been invited to the show on 12th march in manchester….he has yet to respond. so theres a chance i may or may not be le cialis est il rembourse beaten up during or afterwards. Something to look

forward to.
You’re Not

Alone then travels to Belfast & acheter sildenafil 100mg tab Munich….with other dates to be added…soon-ish

Tickets for manchester


YOU’RE NOT ALONE returns to London



You’re Not Alone returns to Soho Theatre this festive season from  Tue viagra vs cialis vs levitra reviews 8 Dec – Sat 9 Jan, 7.15pm

For tickets book here

(because you’re really quite nice i got the theatre to set up a special promo code for you: KIM15FB  which gets you £5 off.)

still dance b&Q

So tell your mates, your pets and your grans and lets dance…byeeeeeeeeeee


living in a showroom wardrobe

In 2016 i intend to spend a week living in a department store showroom wardrobe. sleeping over night inside it and in the  day wandering the aisles. i’ll take all my provisions with me, and large empty bottle to wee in (although there is a toilet in the store) and possibly a book by Alan Titchmarsh. I’m hoping it will provide me with an insight into the human condition. I won’t disclose which store because i don’t want to be found out.

but i might send a tweet. or document it.

i had a practise to acclimatise.  i sat in here for 5hours. no one noticed. it was fucken dull.