A Sad Notice Board

This empty Community Notice Board seemed quite sad, bereft of purpose,  

Its been empty for years.  

So I’ve purloined it as an art gallery. 

(check back for more images soon)

Advice For Indoor Planting.

Masking tape & relationships

About  4 years ago…I made a somewhat misguided romantic (perhaps creepy) gesture for a girlfriend. I attached a flower to every lamppost and street sign in the area where they lived. The person in question didn’t like the flowers. or the gesture  And in any case they died within a week. (the flowers not the girlfriend).  

1 month later the relationship ended…leaving just dead stalks attached to lampposts.

Today, four years, on I walked down the street by chance..and there at each pillar and post, the slight remnants of the tapes adhesive. A faint reminder of the marks relationships can leave on lampposts. 


Moral: always use stronger masking tape. 

An Audio Series

so…i’ve spent some time in a cupboard..sometime underground..sometime recording a squirrel getting battered to death…and all of this sound will form an audio series available* exclusively on Spotify from Spring 2020


*please note if my last projects are anything to go by it will be banned/canned or cancelled in feb 2020.

A Conversation about a hole

fifty shades of something.

pop up addition to fifty shades of grey. the last 24 pages have also been changed

hoping to ride of this books popularity for my publication


At the request of the staff,  my large screen installation will now not be shown TUMULTINGENT 6  Art festival, Gent.

Causing offence, inappropriate messages on stealing and eating a book on Schopenhauer have been cited as 3 of possible reasons.

(there were no cocks or shit  involved in the work at all)

so today i might do a watercolour instead.


a show

that i’m partly responsible for

9 young people, 1 amazing director, 1 balding musical director, a very patient A.D. and me.

for 1 week only in London at The Unicorn Theatre.  click here for details
before it tours the Europe with Campo

(and i have an upto date DBS check)


“A Journey Of A Thosand Miles Starts with One Step”

Lao Tzu

…or the Long Stay car park at Gatwick Airport.

Kim Noble
Cell No. 154 of a story/journey  that might be a Graphic Novel (or an image on my hard drive)