You’re Not Alone im Leipzig Fällt Aus.
das Gastspiel „You’re Not Alone“ im Schauspiel Leipzig am 2-4. April 2020 fällt leider aus.
Es tut mir Leid, es ist nicht meine Schuld, das verspreche ich.
Ich stelle am 2.- 5. April 2020 eine Aufnahme der Show aus dem Soho Theater London zur Verfügung.
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Art On Empty Shelves
Stock Pile, Panic Buy, Hoard food…Leave the shelves empty… and lets put art there.
Tescos Express Kentish Town
Tescos Express Camden Road
An Audio Series
so…i’ve spent some time in a cupboard..sometime underground..sometime recording a squirrel getting battered to death…and all of this sound will form an audio series available* exclusively on Spotify from Spring 2020
*please note if my last projects are anything to go by it will be banned/canned or cancelled in feb 2020.
fifty shades of something.
pop up addition to fifty shades of grey. the last 24 pages have also been changed
hoping to ride of this books popularity for my publication
Banned.
At the request of the staff, my large screen installation will now not be shown TUMULTINGENT 6 Art festival, Gent.
Causing offence, inappropriate messages on stealing and eating a book on Schopenhauer have been cited as 3 of possible reasons.
(there were no cocks or shit involved in the work at all)
so today i might do a watercolour instead.
Question and Answers Sessions suck balls.
(article for Draff Magazine) 
There comes a time in every man’s life where one has to face facts: they have to attend a Q&A session. For some this comes at a theatre, for others it may be a cinema screening or conference hall. It might even be online via the World Wide Web.
It’s a right of passage moment and aren’t that the truth…..
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Where did Rob Brydon Hide my fucking Life Jacket
British Airways (fucken annoying) inflight safety instructional video is presented by various panel show celebrities, a tossing chef and Mr Bean. Seems somewhat at odds with the gravity of the point. (although Emirates use dancers and performance artists) with So sadly your dying thoughts in an (un)likely event of an air disaster will likely be something like:
“What did Mister Bean say the brace position was”
or
“Where the hell did Rob Brydon say my life jacket was”
Fuk you BA.
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