GOLDEN JUBILEE AWFUL DAILY MAIL SPECIAL SUPPLEMENT
To celebrate the fucken Jubilee I printed up my own SPECIAL Daily Mail Supplement and added them to the vomit ridden newspapers on the shelves
Happy FLAG WAVING
MY DEAD DADS AMPUTATED BIG TOE 48 piece Jigsaw
Now available in Hamleys and all good toy shops….
Fun for the entire family.
current availability : 4th Floor of Hamleys and John Lewis Oxford street.
A Sad Notice Board
This empty Community Notice Board seemed quite sad, bereft of purpose,
Its been empty for years.
So I’ve purloined it as an art gallery.
(check back for more images soon)
Masking tape & relationships
About 4 years ago…I made a somewhat misguided romantic (perhaps creepy) gesture for a girlfriend. I attached a flower to every lamppost and street sign in the area where they lived. The person in question didn’t like the flowers. or the gesture And in any case they died within a week. (the flowers not the girlfriend).
1 month later the relationship ended…leaving just dead stalks attached to lampposts.
Today, four years, on I walked down the street by chance..and there at each pillar and post, the slight remnants of the tapes adhesive. A faint reminder of the marks relationships can leave on lampposts.
Moral: always use stronger masking tape.
Art On Empty Shelves
Stock Pile, Panic Buy, Hoard food…Leave the shelves empty… and lets put art there.
Tescos Express Kentish Town
Tescos Express Camden Road
Sainsburys Local York Way
Morrisons Peckham
Keith (an unfinished study of a cashier left on the shelf where he works/worked)
Morrisons Camden
An Audio Series
so…i’ve spent some time in a cupboard..sometime underground..sometime recording a squirrel getting battered to death…and all of this sound will form an audio series available* exclusively on Spotify from Spring 2020
*please note if my last projects are anything to go by it will be banned/canned or cancelled in feb 2020.
fifty shades of something.
pop up addition to fifty shades of grey. the last 24 pages have also been changed
hoping to ride of this books popularity for my publication
Banned.
At the request of the staff, my large screen installation will now not be shown TUMULTINGENT 6 Art festival, Gent.
Causing offence, inappropriate messages on stealing and eating a book on Schopenhauer have been cited as 3 of possible reasons.
(there were no cocks or shit involved in the work at all)
so today i might do a watercolour instead.
