£0 raised for a great cause



.. i ran 13 miles to raise awareness of  my issue with a vermin in my ceiling. its keeping me

awake at night.

(its worth noting that Eddie Izzard raised £1,300,000 for another cause)

You’re Not Alone (terrifed in manchester, Belfast, Munich)

John, the lorry driver from manchester, has been invited to the show on 12th march in manchester….he has yet to respond. so theres a chance i may or may not be le cialis est il rembourse beaten up during or afterwards. Something to look

forward to.
You’re Not

Alone then travels to Belfast & acheter sildenafil 100mg tab Munich….with other dates to be added…soon-ish

Tickets for manchester


last nighty night.


joplin said: “On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone.”

well tonight there were 146 people in. so thats at least a semi. then i went home alone.


thank you to all that came down to see it, and the kind words.

sad times.

hope to see you in B&Q soon.

YOU’RE NOT ALONE returns to London



You’re Not Alone returns to Soho Theatre this festive season from  Tue viagra vs cialis vs levitra reviews 8 Dec – Sat 9 Jan, 7.15pm

For tickets book here

(because you’re really quite nice i got the theatre to set up a special promo code for you: KIM15FB  which gets you £5 off.)

still dance b&Q

So tell your mates, your pets and your grans and lets dance…byeeeeeeeeeee


living in a showroom wardrobe

In 2016 i intend to spend a week living in a department store showroom wardrobe. sleeping over night inside it and in the  day wandering the aisles. i’ll take all my provisions with me, and large empty bottle to wee in (although there is a toilet in the store) and possibly a book by Alan Titchmarsh. I’m hoping it will provide me with an insight into the human condition. I won’t disclose which store because i don’t want to be found out.

but i might send a tweet. or document it.

i had a practise to acclimatise.  i sat in here for 5hours. no one noticed. it was fucken dull.

message for the plumber

Today a plumber came round to fix a leaking toilet.

Before He arrived i left him a short message just behind the U-bend & sewage outflow pipe.

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he told me his name was Dave. I had no reason to doubt him.

This is Dave, looking lovely,  & finding the message and then repairing the Sewage Outlet.



this was the message.

note to plumber

Dave repaired the leak. he said goodbye to me. but never mentioned the note.

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bye dave