Lullaby For Scavengers


Lullaby For Scavengers…Returns

after a sell out 2022 run…the show returns

Soho Theatre 15-8 March 2023 Tickets are available here.

The Guardian 5 star review here 

(the show is coming over from that Belgium and its been expensive to put on..and I’m battling to keep the prices down.. I’ve asked Soho to provide a some cheaper tickets..for those peeps that are unwaged/cant afford it/students etc….these will be made available with a private code..details will be provided on a Mail-Out from my website soon. or contact me direct)

 

Additional Information

  • Squirell’s Novella might be available after the show…if she can find a suitable printer.
  • Legally I am not allowed to reveal the name of the cleaning company  app that I currently work for…but if you do need house cleaning contact me for details.
  • squirrel is in discussion with DEEWEE studios about the tracks being made available. this may be in 2023
  • My book might even be made available after the show
  • I am hoping Lullaby For Scavengers will be performed outside of London..we are currently in discussions with venues across the UK. more details will follow. but not shortly.

 

 

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY FILM postponed

My email to Universal Pictures RE-Fifty Shades of grey UK release:

email to universal pictures

i’m still awaiting a reply….will post it here if it comes

its 3.42 a.m. in Edinburgh and….

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….i’m off to gaffer this to yet another audience members door.  i hope you enjoy it.

all my love

Kim x

 

No Stars

IMG_4119 because I’m a late arrival in Edinburgh, my poster doesn’t have any stars. which feels a tremendous shame. so i decided to take/borrow other peoples. IMG_4124IMG_4132 IMG_4130 IMG_4125 the BBC News have now described my show as “Hot Ticket” ” IMG_4138 IMG_4135   its also now a “Witty political satire” IMG_4131 possibly the best review I’ve had now was originally for Mark Thomas’s  show.IMG_4127 IMG_4139 that looks a lot better. tickets here 

next leg of a sort of european tour.

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Exhibition type thingy

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MARKET GALLERY presents

Kim Noble

Solo Exhibition

Market Gallery, Glasgow

15th March – 12th April 2012

Opening Friday 15th March 2013 6pm – 9pm

On route to glasgow i will be burying my fee for the show here. i love you all.

still roadside

Colin Stabs Girl in The Tongue in NANDOS.

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COLIN gets an exclusive preview at the LONDON COMEDY FILM FESTIVAL during a screening of artists using comedy.

they asked if i’d do a Q & A. i said no.

COLIN INCREDIBLE is out soon on BBC COMEDY EXCLUSIVES

an award for art.

one of the most sort after art awards is being announced tomorrow…
‘The Bloomsberg new contemporaries at the ICA thursday tour talks, kim noble memorial award for best art work in the lower gallery’

its unofficially part of this thing at the ica
ps the winner might also get a £10 bhs voucher if i can find it. its in my draw somewhere.
pps the award is not genuine silver. The silver paint was from a can and purchased from halfords
ppps i’m not very good at speaking so i might just go to halfords instead.

you can be me.

i made this mask of my face.
it means other people can now be me.

times when i definitely don’t want to be me are:
on 1st dec between 7.30pm-8.30pm in a theatre in Wolverhampton
&
on the 8th dec between 6.30pm-7pm in a gallery in London

(and also, all the times outside of these specified hours)

WIN A TICKET TO A SODDING SHOW

KIM NOBLE WILL DIE (is back)
SOHO THEATRE 11th-16th April 7.30pm

In response to a rather odd quiz online to win tickets to
KIM NOBLE WILL DIE…i’ve decided to bring out my own quiz..
TOP PRIZE IS…sadly a pair of ticket to the show. (tuesday night)

quizzes can give you an enormous sense of well being if you win. (sadly the prize won’t…so its a double edged sword)

click here to enter the quiz
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