KIM NOBLE WILL DIE (the return of)


THE RETURN OF THIS SHOW..click here
Back at SOHO THEATRE 11th-16th April.

(Warning contains: mother, the c-word, another ex-girlfriend and dog food)

Motel de Nowhere

there are too many opportunities for us to communicate as humans
HOWEVER i’d recommend you log in your brain, this new venue, as it will be good.

details can be found by clicking on this link which is located here

KIM NOBLE WEBCAM (may include tits)

THIS HOW YOU MAKE A BIRDBOX WEBCAM

 

THESE ARE THE RESULTS OF A FEW TITS

 

I’VE MADE A WEBCAM
AND I’M A COMPLETE TIT

TUNE IN

going live @9PM on 25th-27th  MARCH  (DURATION : about the time it takes for you to get bored. between 1 & 20mins)

watch it here.
further details here.

KIM NOBLE HAS NO IDEA


years ago i had a good idea. (i even wrote it down)


but this week i don’t have any ideas at all. completely blank. nothing.


even the cat has better ideas than me at the moment

i need some soon because i’m in this show, and this one

erhmmm……………….

JOIN KIM NOBLES BOOK CLUB

Thursday 3rd Of March is World Book Day and i’m reading a book

The EX350 Generator User Manual is "un-put downable" ** (2 stars) ((out of 3 stars))


Tune in on the 13th of August for World Left handers day, when i’ll be using my left hand.

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Also i’ll be donning my wheelchair and blowing the dust off my hearing aids cos i’m speaking here this weekend

Kim Noble’s Retrospective at ICA

i’m involved in a writing project at the ICA

but while i’m there i decided to have my first major retrospective. A solo exhibition of my seminal work. It will be a ticketed affair, with allocated time slots.

its lottery funded.

this is my retrospective:

details of the project i’m actually supposed to be doing are here

bye bye

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Not having a Female Orgasm Where Harry Met Sally.

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my new york show details here

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my wibsit

alone in zagreb

i’m doing this

Kim Noble: The North and other places

The national & international tour of ‘KIM NOBLE WILL DIE’ continues slowly

This week i am going to Manchester, which is in the north of England.

image courtesy of Google Maps

I’m a bit nervous because i over heard some one the bus saying that the north is a toilet. (although he might have said that in the north there IS a toilet, or that he WENT to the toilet in the north)

I am pleased that its not too far to manchester, less than 2 inches from London.

8th October @ the greenrooms, Manchester ticket info here

For information on other future performances & new work, then if you click here it will help

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Montreal

theres a man* over there somewhere who obviously hated my show. (he made his feelings known at the end of the performance). If you are him then email at this address : info@mrkimnoble.com and i’d be happy to give you:
a) a refund
b) a call so that you can discuss the evening in full
c) a hug
d) an hour of my life (as you gave to me) to come round your house/apartment and generally tidy up.

*i use the singular but i am fully aware this should may be plural.

my montreal performances