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living in a showroom wardrobe
In 2016 i intend to spend a week living in a department store showroom wardrobe. sleeping over night inside it and in the day wandering the aisles. i’ll take all my provisions with me, and large empty bottle to wee in (although there is a toilet in the store) and possibly a book by Alan Titchmarsh. I’m hoping it will provide me with an insight into the human condition. I won’t disclose which store because i don’t want to be found out.
but i might send a tweet. or document it.
i had a practise to acclimatise. i sat in here for 5hours. no one noticed. it was fucken dull.
byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted on November 6th, 2015
10 REASONS WHY FLAT HUNTING IS LIKE DATING A LADY
Searching for a room to live in London is a lot like trying to date women :
1) All the good ones have already gone.
2) The really cheap ones are often dirty and you have to share it with 7 others.
3) They always look a lot smaller in real life than they do in their profile picture.
4) The keen one will probably be way out in croydon & have kids
5) They like you to have a steady income and not keep dead animals in the freezer.
6) if you express an interest they probably won’t call you back.
7) the scratch marks on the walls make you wonder why the last person left (them).
8) if your really lucky you get to make a deposit.
9) it makes you wonder where your life went so wrong.
on the plus side
10) both sometimes come with a washing machine.
Posted on September 6th, 2013
SANDWICH
a short video about sandwiches and mental health.(To be honest i’m still struggling to believe that it isn’t ACTUALLY butter.)
Posted on July 17th, 2013
TECHNICAL SUPPORT.
Mankind faces many problems. One being the maintenance of this new website. I went on a Live Chat with a technician who tried to help me sort out some issues:
Posted on May 10th, 2013
more stuff