The State of Mankind
Man thinks about television output whilst doing a number two in a packet of Headache tablets
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Posted on March 13th, 2012
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Why Do We Like Celebrity Chefs (they are tossers)
I don’t like many human subspecies
but one i despise the most are celebrity chefs.
So i was delighted to finally be given the opportunity to make my comprehensive feelings know to them.
Is celebrity chef Greg Wallace a tosser? Yes he is.
They must to be told. It can’t continue
More celebrity chefs must know our feelings and soon we can live in a land free of their tyranny & duck a l’orange.
Posted on June 16th, 2011
The Highlight of Ones Life
The birth of a child, your Wedding day, moving into your first house with a loved one,…treasured memories
So imagine my disdain when i realised the highlight of my life happened 18 years by the pool table in the Bull & Gate, in Kentish Town.
Chesney Hawkes (he sang I Am The One And Only in which topped the charts for 5 week in 1991) was standing holding a pint of Fosters.
I was stood about 2 metres away from him.
There was only 4 people in the Pub.
Then this happened…
Chesney dropped his pint and it looked as if he had pissed himself….
There…THATS BEEN THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE. (and i presume life will never again reach the joyous pleasure of that moment). CUNT.
Posted on April 28th, 2011
FUCK RED NOSE DAY (what about me)
I've got an overdraft, student loan, tax bill...and yes i got pay THE AA car insurance. (although i'm sure i could get my car insurance cheaper elsewhere) ALL DONATIONS WELCOME. we await your call, or pay online.
Posted on March 18th, 2011
Certainty
“When one admits that nothing is certain, one must also add that some things are more nearly certain than others”
Bertrand Russell
….so i went to Ladbrooks & Betfred & Williamhill.
I’ve never been as certain as anything in my life.
That complete tosser Vanilla Ice to Win Dancing on Ice
The cunting queen to wear a pink hat at the wedding 8 to 1
The Horse called Hangover to win the 2.55
Posted on January 28th, 2011
ROYALS IN SHOCK OVER KIM NOBLES CUISINE
Camilla's Shock as Kim Noble demonstrates the size of his Salmon En Croute
Posted on December 27th, 2010
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