To make myself look impressively sexually active but yet responsible, to the cashier at morrisons, and anyone who looked into my basket, i just bought 128 condoms. I’m now gonna chuck them away.
if you want your libido to look engrossed i suggest you do the same.
Parked outside my street is a 2006 Vauxhall Corsa.
nothing unusual in that, its not a crime..
but on the back shelf is a bible open at Proverbs 27 chapter 15, it reads :
“A quarrelsome wife is like the dripping of a leaky roof in a rainstorm; restraining her is like restraining the wind or grasping oil with the hand.”
true enough.. but i decided to put the rest of that chapter, displayed in that evangelical automobile, to the test…
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RICHARD DAWKINS! the bible fucken won.
…to prepare you for the inevitable bigotry, racism and tory party policies on these shores…
..i’ve formed my own welcoming committee at Heathrow Airport Arrivals
Welcome to the UK
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