THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

An "ecstatic" John after child birth.Sadly the Daily Mail states the child is already HIV positive

This sign below is at the end of my road. but it only tells of half the story which elton John told us so eloquently about, in his song ‘circle of life’.

 

Elton says “it should officially look like this”

Kim Noble thinks : The pope is a messy cunt

All the arguments seem to centred around the opposing of distribution of condoms, promoting segregated education, opposing equal rights for gay people and failing to address the many cases of abuse of children within its own organisation…however i looked out of my window and there he was…having a piss up against my neighbours car…thats just out of order.

(with apologise to the bandwagon)

my web

KIM NOBLE : Who would you like to die with in a lift?

This is how the emergency signs should read.

A truthful lift sign

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KIM NOBLE : on this years Queens Message

Remember the troops they said
Remember those on there own this christmas
Queen spoke off spending time in Sandringham
Remember those less fortunate.

Fuck You Brian May….What about me and my family. my dad mistakingly bought ‘Fill your own crackers’. So on pulling them, nothing came out! nothing! Brian..You could have at least given us a mention…It was a difficult time for all of us.

KIM NOBLE ON: Kim Noble is Shortlisted for an award & breasts

With december nearly upon us its time to once again turn our attention to The BBC Sports Personality of the Year Award Ceremony.
Although a personality award for someone who is sportsman seems a little far-fetched i am delighted that the BBC have announced that :

“A final batch of tickets for the BBC Sports Personality of the Year event in Sheffield will go on sale at 0900 GMT on Tuesday 17 November. The event at the Sheffield Arena will be the biggest yet with about 11,000 people in attendance.”

the awards are as follows:

Team of the Year
• Coach of the Year
• Overseas Personality
• Young Personality
• Helen Rollason Award
• Unsung Hero Award
• Lifetime Achievement
• Sports Personality of the Year

I wish we didn’t live in such an award driven society but on a personal note i believe im an outsider for the unsung Hero Award. i played football for the cubs reserve team 5 times in the 80’s and only got this piece of shit.

1st sunbury reserve team appearance award 1983-84

To be remembered fully for my achievements and be presented with the award by Willie Thorn would be a tremendous accolade.

i expect i’d be eligible for The Helen Rollason Award “for outstanding sporting achievement in the face of adversity” because i managed 12 press ups down the gym even with a slight bruising on my left arm

a slight bruising

This year’s show will once again be hosted by Sue Barker, Gary Lineker and Jake Humphrey.
sportspersonality

(apologies to Sue Barker for this picture. my blog stats have taken a dip recently and this was one way of addressing that decline.)

encouragement and ethernet cables

production of seed for the edinburgh has been a little slow of late….but today i was most encouraged. To produce my next work i had to buy a Firewire cable, so i went to the shop and infront of me in the que was Stephen Fry. 

it gave me an enoumous sense of belief when he dropped his receipt on the floor.

Stephen Fry in Stanley productions buying an ether net cable

i raced home and produced 3 jars in under 4hours.