1) I had a book dedicated to me. Its rather brilliant. check it out here and buy it here
2) This video has been nominated for something or other. And if you like it you can vote for it.
3)
PART 1)
3.2% of sheep are black Caribbean, black african, black other or mixed
PART 2)
PART 3)
Carvans have the most ridiculous names.
These are Carvans, not superhero’s from a crap hollywood comedy film with Ben Stiller.
These are 6 sides of metal, that sit in fields in crap english campsites in the pooring rain. Inside a pissed loveless northern couple sit staying at a blank scrabble board, while there fucked up 7 year old daughter shits into the sink. And that is the high light of the fucken year. Then the carvan holds up every other tosser on the motorway home.
Real carvan names include:
Ace Pioneer
Clubman Lunar
Crystal Sprint
Swift Conqueror
Meteor
Pegasus
hmmm……
THATS ALL… (for now…now go back to lives…its better out there, than in here)
(“…standing at the door, watching the taxi leave, he realised that everything he ever wanted… was in it.”)
The Nominees for a new temporary partner to alleviate feelings of loneliness, desolation and failure during 6 forthcoming weddings this summer are:
A blow Up Doll
An 80's football Manager
modular outdoor flooring system
A dead woman
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my web
This is how the emergency signs should read.
A truthful lift sign
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Today i bought a Bible… but i digress….
I was recently described amongst other things as being a ginger prick at student comedy night.
(and yes, i agree, do have a disgusting stomach…but its not as bad as it was a few years back during the pregnancy)
me pregnant
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Although factually incorrect in places i have taken onboard all comments made…
I digress….today i bought a bible and on the way home i saw this woman who seemed so lovely and peaceful that i decided to leave her to another would be attacker.
an advertisement for Rohypnol & Rape or Oxford Landing's Sauvignon Blanc or Investment in The Underground
Google is a tremendous tool. It will even make helpful suggestions…..if your not exactly sure what your want….
Thank you google…
why am i always so tired google?
my webshite
(recommended listening for this page)
The Television advertisement states: 40% of men over 40 will experience some form of erectile disfunction.
Thats 1% chance for each year of your life. I wish i was 5 again.
I’m 35 and i certainly experienced a few % the other night.
below are a few examples to eradicate the stigma attached
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (type1)
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (part2)
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (type 3)
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (part4)
for john terry
for you
for anyone who hates this sunday
Sour Ink by The Cesarians
Visuals by Kim Noble
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download Sour Ink here
There are few people who are worth their place on this planet. Rom Houben is one of those.
The Belgian man, surviving a horific car crash was thought to be in a vegetative state for 23 years, however he was conscious all along..he has lived in a state of non-communication with the outisde world until now. I admire this man.
If Esther Rantzen was still alive i’m sure a ‘heart of gold’ badge would be winging its way to Liege. And deservedly so.
Rom with his special keyboard
After a new head scan, doctors found that his brain was active and he can now communicate using a special keypad.
It made me think of other so called ‘vegetables’
A vegetable?
and the stories they might tell if they were given special keypads.
a vegetable with speakable pad allowing communication
Fotunately for Rom, he is from belgium, so he didn’t actually miss anything.
