KIM NOBLE ON : TFL RECOMMENDS YOU AVOID LONDON & MY GROIN

I came across this sign…
I stood looking at it for sometime
avoid area

it seemed quite definite at first….but then i began to question its ambiguity

what area should i avoid exactly?

the sign was here, so was it refering to this area:
circled holbern

or was it thinking a little broader

london ciclred

was it being political…what with that couple getting hijacked in their yacht and aids. Did it mean avoid this area?

africa

or was the sign being more personal

me circled

or avoid here…

AVOID MY PENIS

i looked at it for sometime…then i went to Burgerking

KIM NOBLE ON: how cars helped save our planet yesterday

I didn’t know him.
But I got a pretty good idea he died yesterday on high holborn.

The incident happened only moments before the 171, I was on, passed him by.
I don’t think he feel from the sky.
So I assume he was hit by a vehicle, possibly a ford focus.

But the feeling I had was one of enormous joy;
He might have been a nob.
And that’s a scientific fact.
I made the calculation; out of everyone I’ve meet/known/or seen at least 60% fall into the bracket of ‘people who annoy me’
Therefore, the chances are, he was a fucken dick. A complete arsehole.
no one around seemed to give two hoots about him; the postman, the lady with a bike eating a snickers, the fella asking the police for directions to the council offices.
no one cared, apart from those being paid to do so, even the woman hovering over the body was asking if they could push it over to the gutter, because she was in a rush to drop the kids off at the pool (and by that i mean she wanted a shit).
I feel for his parents though.Having to bring him up.
They must be well chuffed.

High Holbern 6.16 Yesterday

High Holbern 6.16 Yesterday

Good I say.
More sacrifices please.
There are too many of us anyway.

kim noble on – how to read more.

yesterday I decided not to enter next years  X FACTOR, I’m going to reject the chance to perform on AMERICANS SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE, I’m going to throw caution to the wind and rebuff my opportunity to be on BRITAINS GOT TALENT. BIG BROTHERS only got one more series anyway and I’m not realy a celebrity (even though I did once get offered a vodaphone advert and I once auditioned for a harry hill pilot) so im not going to the jungle. I’m thankful because it means in 2010 I’ll have a bit more time on my hands. I plan to do some do some reading. 

joy of sex

kim noble on deception

beautiful

a  wonder spot. in cornwall. the sun shone down. everything tranquil (from a distance)

yet looks can be deceptive. things under more scrutiny aren’t always so pleasant . 

take a nice ready meal from morrisons. it may look tasty on the packet, yet 30 minutes in 190 oven and its transformed into something resembling cooked and bleached cat food…

what a shame then as one strolls across sandy beaches in idyllic  surroundings one discovers that…

 sand aids

erhmmm….

http://www.scotsman.com/features/Comedy-review-Kim-Noble-Will.5598779.jp
looking back this blog is dull so i’ve included 2 pictures