KIM NOBLE : Always the brides maid. (How to cope with weddings if you’re single)

(“…standing at the door, watching the taxi leave, he realised that everything he ever wanted… was in it.”)

The Nominees for a new temporary partner to alleviate feelings of loneliness, desolation and failure during 6 forthcoming weddings this summer are:

A blow Up Doll


PRO’s: No complaints in the sack
CON’s :Not thrilling round the table conversation
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An 80's football Manager


PRO’S: I would appear smitten, It being Bobby Campbell, and my friends would say: “wow, doesn’t he look happy”.
CON’s : having just bumped into him in the street i doubt his availability & possible complaints in the sack.
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modular outdoor flooring system


PRO’s : Impressive after dinner chat when subject amongst couples turn to the subject of ‘decking’.
CON’s : Not sure of there dietary requirements.
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A dead woman


PRO’s : no complaints in the sack
CON’s : might look awkward in the wedding photos.

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