If Rene Descartes Designed Hotel Room Emergency Exit Plans…
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Posted on July 25th, 2016
© Kim Noble 2025
European stuff.
was delighted to be sent this badge of honour. from a learn german app.
its worth more than a degree nowadays.
(i used to be proud of being English.
now I’m just disgusted.)
i realise this will be read by mostly sympathetic https://www.viagrapascherfr.com/vente-de-viagra-pas-cher/ readers.. ..but for those of you who voted for hatred and bigotry..i’d like a word with you cunts. No really.
Byebye Europe
my time living in Munich is nearly
up and I’ve had the fortune of working with some great artists on various projects including this one.
if you’re in Munich, Bangkok or NewYork you may even see it.
byyeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Posted on July 12th, 2016
last nighty night.
janis
joplin said: “On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone.”
well tonight there were 146 people in. so thats at least a semi. then i went home alone.
thank you to all that came down to see it, and the kind words.
sad times.
hope to see you in B&Q soon.
Posted on January 10th, 2016
living in a showroom wardrobe
In 2016 i intend to spend a week living in a department store showroom wardrobe. sleeping over night inside it and in the day wandering the aisles. i’ll take all my provisions with me, and large empty bottle to wee in (although there is a toilet in the store) and possibly a book by Alan Titchmarsh. I’m hoping it will provide me with an insight into the human condition. I won’t disclose which store because i don’t want to be found out.
but i might send a tweet. or document it.
i had a practise to acclimatise. i sat in here for 5hours. no one noticed. it was fucken dull.
byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted on November 6th, 2015
message for the plumber
Today a plumber came round to fix a leaking toilet.
Before He arrived i left him a short message just behind the U-bend & sewage outflow pipe.
he told me his name was Dave. I had no reason to doubt him.
This is Dave, looking lovely, & finding the message and then repairing the Sewage Outlet.
this was the message.
Dave repaired the leak. he said goodbye to me. but never mentioned the note.
bye dave
Posted on October 15th, 2015
I wish i could call John Barnes
Looks like the business Man sat in front of me on the 16.30 from Bristol temple Meads, recently had a phone call with John Barnes!
(and some man called Ben & another called Tom…now I don’t want to belittle Tom or Bens accomplishments*..but did Ben or Tom ever manage Celtic or score a wonder goal against Brazil in 1984..NO They f’ing didn’t ..so I’m not interested in them at all.)
I’m interested in John Barnes.
*the internet says that a Tom Alexander used to own EE mobile phone company and a ben Tompkins runs a techno investment firm.
Posted on June 1st, 2015
An extra Hour of Your life
A Novelist on a radio 4 panel discussion spittingly described my show as:
‘an hour of her life she will never get back’.
And this is completely true, yet it made me sad. I’m trying to think of ways to give her that hour back…but in the mean time i thought perhaps i could give her readers an Extra hour to make up for it.
so i “acquired” a few of her new novels.
which contains approximately 97,569 words. by my workings it would take me (or a future reader) 1 hour to read 11,988 of her words. so if i was to remove them…it would save a reader 1 hour.
given that Aminatta (the novelist) seemed to not like sex with a water melon i thought i’d remove 11,988 ‘smutty’ words from her novel
there was a lot of filth in that novel
i removed pages 123 & 232 entirely.
THEN i put the depleted novels back on the shelf…
so the next person who buys them, will read it…1 Hour quicker than normal….AN HOUR SAVED.
A whole hour that they could do something else with…an hour that the novelist wasted coming to my show.
i hope this goes someway to make amends.
thank you.
(i regret sharing some precious audio of my father with this programme..i know you can’t read this or are even aware of this dad..but I’m really sorry.)
Posted on February 13th, 2015
good will to all men.
Cliff richard sang, in Mistletoe And Wine that christmas is a ‘time for giving and a time for getting’
Well. i’ve been to a popular chain of public houses with a bin liner and ‘borrowed’ a shit load of tomato ketchup. literally filling it right up.
you never know when you may need a bin bag full of free ‘borrowed’ ketchup. happy christmas jesus.
Posted on December 23rd, 2014
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