© Kim Noble 2026
A working weekend
This weekend will be mainly spent working (very Unofficially) at various branches of B&Q in the Devon area. It’s great way to meet new people and a fantastic opportunity to enhance my knowledge of shower units.
Nb. I had to leave my usual London branch after staff became suspicious
Posted on February 21st, 2014
One Of Those Crap Lifestyle Survey’s To Find Out What Type Of Person You Are
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ARE YOU A CUNT?
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CLICK TO FIND WHAT TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE
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Posted on December 16th, 2013
Do You Want to Blow up Your Boss Or Ex boy friend?
making sevaral incendary device that are for sale at the motel de nowhere on 7th Dec.
do you want to blow up an ethnic group, school or loved one or do you just want to make an impression at some wank private view? Well these small explosives could be just the ticket
Posted on December 6th, 2013
leaving
i recently had to leave my room to search for new lodgings. i made this and left it behind
(as well as a stained carpet, some holes in the walls for recording purposes and a heavy heart)
Posted on November 14th, 2013
A Gift for The Hotel Staff
Dear hotel staff At The Copthorne Hotel.
I stayed at your Hotel in Salford. It was ok.
i left this spade as a gift behind in my room. i hope you enjoy it.
byeeeeee x
Posted on October 28th, 2013
10 REASONS WHY FLAT HUNTING IS LIKE DATING A LADY
Searching for a room to live in London is a lot like trying to date women :
1) All the good ones have already gone.
2) The really cheap ones are often dirty and you have to share it with 7 others.
3) They always look a lot smaller in real life than they do in their profile picture.
4) The keen one will probably be way out in croydon & have kids
5) They like you to have a steady income and not keep dead animals in the freezer.
6) if you express an interest they probably won’t call you back.
7) the scratch marks on the walls make you wonder why the last person left (them).
8) if your really lucky you get to make a deposit.
9) it makes you wonder where your life went so wrong.
on the plus side
10) both sometimes come with a washing machine.
Posted on September 6th, 2013
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