I recently received the above personalised email from a ‘retailers’ asking where had i been all there lives.
I replied with this:
and this is the infographic i sent them explaining where i’ve actually been all my life.
i’ve heard nothing back yet
i find life is easier if things are labelled (i.e like my view)
yesterday, a suited man lept to his death from 100ft up from a balcony at The Tate Modern.
he landed about here.
just inside the adjacent wall hangs this photograph. A reconstruction of the Yves Kleins ‘Leap Into The Void’
some sentence about art mirroring life seems a little crass right now.
RIP whoever you are.
an art performance type thingy i was involved in:
ACT1 SCENE 14 Kim Noble click here
for other ACTS click here
more details soon.
Alarmingly reports show that by 2025 there will be more artists in the UK than humans. This will put a huge burden on my already crumbling infrastructure. We need to start the culling of artists. Please support this campaign by slowly ridding the country of this vermin.
alternatively go out with one. After a year move in. After 3 years, one night, while the artist sleeps, place a pillow over its head and press down firmly.
put it on the street outside on a thursday morning and the council will collect it.
one of the most sort after art awards is being announced tomorrow…
‘The Bloomsberg new contemporaries at the ICA thursday tour talks, kim noble memorial award for best art work in the lower gallery’
its unofficially part of this thing at the ica
ps the winner might also get a £10 bhs voucher if i can find it. its in my draw somewhere.
pps the award is not genuine silver. The silver paint was from a can and purchased from halfords
ppps i’m not very good at speaking so i might just go to halfords instead.
