Share a coke? f*** off
i re-printed / re-labelled / Re-stocked in shops my own ‘SHARE A COKE WITH..’ campaign. Here are
some results so far:
Posted on September 30th, 2013
© Kim Noble 2024
HOLY WATER (with added Lilt)
i went to a catholic church recently by mistake.
i noticed all the holy water was running low. (either due to evaporation in hot weather or a lot of catholics needing to dowse themselves due to their sins)
i thought i’d do my bit and fill up the various recepticles, using a bottle of Volic with a twist of Strawberry. Its all i had.
but the main ‘bucket’ of holy water was also running low
so i popped to the newsagent and bought some Lilt. Becasue ‘The Lilt Man’ must be on a par with jesus. and its Got a Totally Tropicall Taste. So i thought it fits the Bill
and i added that to the Holy Water too.
So if you wonder why catholics smell of Pineapple heres your answer.
HERE COMES THE THY LILT MAN!
Posted on July 30th, 2013
SANDWICH
a short video about sandwiches and mental health.(To be honest i’m still struggling to believe that it isn’t ACTUALLY butter.)
Posted on July 17th, 2013
A SECRET MESSAGE
The man opposite me in the library asked if i could
look over his things whilst he went for a wee wee
i did.
Whilst he was gone, i wrote this message in the middle pages of his pad
and returned it to the correct page. i hope he discovers the message in a week or two.
thats all
Posted on July 10th, 2012
Please Tell Us What You (REALLY) Think
The ubiquitous ‘tell us what you think” forms often dont give you the appropriate range of answers.
They are trying to make us conform to what they believe we think. Sod that.
so i added my own column.
Posted on March 5th, 2012
INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY
Ever Looked at the ‘Bic’ logo and thought….what the hell is that strange man hiding behind his back? Why doesn’t he just come clean for once? let the us see Bic-man.
[slideshow]
Posted on August 18th, 2011
more stuff