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NEW ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY COMPUTER by Kim Noble
Are you tired of all the bad ecological news about our troubled world …Well gather round earthlings..some great news…i’ve designed and built a new eco-friendly, recycle-friendly, sustainable computer…
available in PC-WORLD…
..its only £3.99…
and it doesn’t even need electricity to work!
(NB. you can’t access the internet from this device)
my webo
Posted on May 3rd, 2011
I’ve Written In Your Diary
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Posted on January 9th, 2011
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
An "ecstatic" John after child birth.Sadly the Daily Mail states the child is already HIV positive
This sign below is at the end of my road. but it only tells of half the story which elton John told us so eloquently about, in his song ‘circle of life’.
Elton says “it should officially look like this”
Posted on December 17th, 2010
NEW CURE FOR DEPRESSION: Dog Food
DO YOU FEEL DEPRESSED?
Well a new therapy is available for free.
Just spend a few minutes everyday in the dog food section of your local supermarket
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With names like: Winalot (yes you are victorious), Hero (thats you), Pal (you have many friends), cesar (a Roman Emporor to boot), how can you not feel more passionate about life.
however i feel we may be ignoring reality here…so i’ve decided to make my own dog food to bring us back to earth.
printing my own labels at home,
re-labeling some cans, and placing them back on the shelves, i bring you an all new dog food….
…LIFES A BITCH (because it is)
Posted on November 19th, 2010
KIM NOBLE IS TIRED
113 of these ejaculate filled pots, produced and frozen since April 09. I am tired.
I am thinking of selling them online. but i’m unsure of the pricing…
and here are 2 previews:
one in the times
and the other in the independent on sunday, the lords day.
click here for details on the show…or here for some porn
Posted on December 6th, 2009
KIM NOBLE ON : Caring for people with depression
MY darlings
please read the london underground signage on the northern line for priority seating.
i believe they’ve made a mistake. it should thus:
so next time please give up your seat for a manic depressive whose done well to make it this far.
Posted on October 23rd, 2009
Reducing Obesity
having bought 20 packets of trimflakes from morrisons…i’ve now started to work on a new prototype toy, to be placed in the packets, as a promotional gift to increase the sales and then place them all back on the shelves….thus tackling obesity face on.
the new ‘toy’ i am thinking about is a mini Floella Benjamin in various positions and a mini Kim Noble
that can be linked together.
these will be available in a month. 
Posted on September 6th, 2009
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