Share a coke? f*** off
i re-printed / re-labelled / Re-stocked in shops my own ‘SHARE A COKE WITH..’ campaign. Here are
some results so far:
Posted on September 30th, 2013
i went to a catholic church recently by mistake.
i noticed all the holy water was running low. (either due to evaporation in hot weather or a lot of catholics needing to dowse themselves due to their sins)
i thought i’d do my bit and fill up the various recepticles, using a bottle of Volic with a twist of Strawberry. Its all i had.
but the main ‘bucket’ of holy water was also running low
so i popped to the newsagent and bought some Lilt. Becasue ‘The Lilt Man’ must be on a par with jesus. and its Got a Totally Tropicall Taste. So i thought it fits the Bill
and i added that to the Holy Water too.
So if you wonder why catholics smell of Pineapple heres your answer.
a short video about sandwiches and mental health.(To be honest i’m still struggling to believe that it isn’t ACTUALLY butter.)
The man opposite me in the library asked if i could
look over his things whilst he went for a wee wee
i did.
Whilst he was gone, i wrote this message in the middle pages of his pad
and returned it to the correct page. i hope he discovers the message in a week or two.
The ubiquitous ‘tell us what you think” forms often dont give you the appropriate range of answers.
They are trying to make us conform to what they believe we think. Sod that.
so i added my own column.
Ever Looked at the ‘Bic’ logo and thought….what the hell is that strange man hiding behind his back? Why doesn’t he just come clean for once? let the us see Bic-man.
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