LANDSCAPE PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE DECADE

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Delighted to announce…..

Not Very Good Graffiti

 

i tried to do some graffiti. but it wasn’t very good. oh well. we live and learn. shit graffiti

 

Share a coke? f*** off

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i re-printed / re-labelled / Re-stocked in shops my own ‘SHARE A COKE WITH..’ campaign. Here are

some results so far:

davidcameronscoke copy

 

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coke uglybitch

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share a coke simon     lee likes coldplay shareacokewithkim

 

 

Don’t share a coke with….

dont share a coke

HOLY WATER (with added Lilt)

catholic chruch
i went to a catholic church recently by mistake.

daught in church

i noticed all the holy water was running low. (either due to evaporation in hot weather or a lot of catholics needing to dowse themselves due to their sins)

volvic holy water

i thought i’d do my bit and fill up the various recepticles, using a bottle of Volic with a twist of Strawberry. Its all i had.

holy water

but the main ‘bucket’ of holy water was also running low

catholics are drinking this shit
so i popped to the newsagent and bought some Lilt. Becasue ‘The Lilt Man’ must be on a par with jesus. and its Got a Totally Tropicall Taste. So i thought it fits the Bill

catholics drink lilt
and i added that to the Holy Water too.

the lilt man is god
So if you wonder why catholics smell of Pineapple heres your answer.

HERE COMES THE THY LILT MAN!

SANDWICH

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a short video about sandwiches and mental health.(To be honest i’m still struggling to believe that it isn’t ACTUALLY butter.)

 

A SECRET MESSAGE

The man opposite me in the library asked if i could
look over his things whilst he went for a wee wee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i did.
Whilst he was gone, i  wrote this message in the middle pages of his pad
and returned it to the correct page. i hope he discovers the message in a week or two.

thats all

Please Tell Us What You (REALLY) Think


The ubiquitous ‘tell us what you think” forms often dont give you the appropriate range of answers.

They are trying to make us conform to what they believe we think. Sod that.

so i added my own column.