goodbye
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finding that someone special is a service offered by the dating agency E-Harmony
I decided to complete the rigorous questionnaire in the vain attempt to become one of those smiling couples on the advert.
i was disheartened to recieve this email reply stating that there were no matches for me…
i called them to discuss my predicament
(LISTEN TO THE AUDIO TO HEAR THAT CALL)
thats all…if you want love & have ginger hair then don’t click here
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Toy Story 3 MY REVIEW
Animated human kids always make me want to punch a real one and there were far too many in this film. Andy has turned into a right fucken soft twat. Christ if he was my son (yes i realise that does mean actually sleeping with a lady)..i’d try to get him put down. But a fantastic build and a brilliant filmic climax….if only the bosses at pixar would have let all the characters die as they plunged to certain death…it would have been the best film ending ever made…
Today i have only cried once. A dramatic improvement on yesterday.
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A SHORT FILM (about getting turned on in Topshop and other issues)
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I was given the opportunity to deliver an acceptance speech the other night.
I had a few words prepared.
Yet i said nothing.
NOTHING.
I really regret that now.
Regrets can be hard to deal with.
Examples:
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The Guardian on the Chortle Awards.
Watch a new video by kate anderson by clicking here.
i said some words on it.
if your not interested then here is a picture of a dead cat.