What The Tree Asks Itself At Night Time
an empty sign post in the middle of a forest. with new sign added.
the empty post.
an empty sign post in the middle of a forest. with new sign added.
the empty post.
My Landlady is selling up…so I’m being forced to live in a car or at my mums..so I’m down sizing… so I’m giving away David Beckhams After Shave and Steve Davis’s toast and a bit of my dad to my Patreons.
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Dry Point Etching based on : 7mins 25 seconds into the live show Lullaby For Scavengers;
“…shows about Sexuality and Hoover Bags” Squirrel

15×20 cm on 250mg Somerset.
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The art in room 420 was a bit boring…so I took it down and replaced it with my new photographic work…made in the hotel room. I hope the next people that stay there like it.
when you do print making you don’t tend to get death threats, or the microphones don’t break or audiences don’t hate you…
So I’m going to be a printmaker.
New Series available soon called “Possible Escape Routes Out of Here”
available soonish
This empty Community Notice Board seemed quite sad, bereft of purpose,
Its been empty for years.
So I’ve purloined it as an art gallery.
(check back for more images soon)
About 4 years ago…I made a somewhat misguided romantic (perhaps creepy) gesture for a girlfriend. I attached a flower to every lamppost and street sign in the area where they lived. The person in question didn’t like the flowers. or the gesture And in any case they died within a week. (the flowers not the girlfriend).
1 month later the relationship ended…leaving just dead stalks attached to lampposts.
Today, four years, on I walked down the street by chance..and there at each pillar and post, the slight remnants of the tapes adhesive. A faint reminder of the marks relationships can leave on lampposts.
Moral: always use stronger masking tape.
so…i’ve spent some time in a cupboard..sometime underground..sometime recording a squirrel getting battered to death…and all of this sound will form an audio series available* exclusively on Spotify from Spring 2020
*please note if my last projects are anything to go by it will be banned/canned or cancelled in feb 2020.