Last minute Christmas Shopping
I bought everyone i know a copy of this.
should add to the christmas cheer
to quote Jesus now: “happy christmas to everyone that reads this. the rest of you can rot in hell.”
PRAWN FACTS (a Kim Noble sort of podcast) Episode 2
Episode 2 of PRAWN FACTS (a Kim Noble Podcast) is NOW available. click here
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The Kenwood Multi function blender is NOT THE DEAL BREAKER, as i buy a house from Foxtons.
& i also have a flu jab. get over it.
an award for art.
one of the most sort after art awards is being announced tomorrow…
‘The Bloomsberg new contemporaries at the ICA thursday tour talks, kim noble memorial award for best art work in the lower gallery’
its unofficially part of this thing at the ica
ps the winner might also get a £10 bhs voucher if i can find it. its in my draw somewhere.
pps the award is not genuine silver. The silver paint was from a can and purchased from halfords
ppps i’m not very good at speaking so i might just go to halfords instead.
This Is England
I will not cease from mental fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built jerusalem
In england’s green and pleasant land.
(a luke warm breakfast that makes one feel sick, costing nearly £10, whilst sat by the m1, watching white vans & Tescos lorries escaping the north)
you can be me.
i made this mask of my face.
it means other people can now be me.
times when i definitely don’t want to be me are:
on 1st dec between 7.30pm-8.30pm in a theatre in Wolverhampton
&
on the 8th dec between 6.30pm-7pm in a gallery in London
(and also, all the times outside of these specified hours)
(not) UNDERSTANDING WOMEN #2
WOMAN ENLISTS HELP OF BABY TO SEARCH FOR MISSING OYSTERCARD
listen to podcast #1 here
Proof that God is a homosexual and a boring lover
if Christ is a bender (he slept with william) then this photo is also proof that gay clergy should be allowed! And if, as stated on the gravestone, that William did fall asleep inside God, then that is final proof that God is shit in bed. I’ve been trying to tell people for ages that he is a boring Lover. No one believed me. God should liven things up a bit: candles, role playing, Sex toys etc etc.
7 reasons to give up reading.
(i am currently writing a book. its due out next year. but by then everyone will have given up reading)
