Proof that God is a homosexual and a boring lover

if Christ is a bender (he slept with william) then this photo is also proof that gay clergy should be allowed! And if, as stated on the gravestone, that William did fall asleep inside God, then that is final proof that God is shit in bed. I’ve been trying to tell people for ages that he is a boring Lover. No one believed me. God should liven things up a bit: candles, role playing, Sex toys etc etc.