OPEN LETTER TO RENZO PIANO (Architect of The Shard)

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Dear Renzo Piano. (Architect of The Shard)

You are undoubtedly an architect of great repute…. (yes this is going to be a ‘shit sandwich’ if you hadn’t already noticed: compliment, bad news, then compliment again). The Centre George Pompidou, thrilled me when I first saw it as a child. (we’re still on the compliment bit)…and my father who was also an architect spoke highly of your work as I was growing up. My brother did a year at architectural school but then dropped out and became a poet so I didn’t ask his opinion. (but I will if you want me to?)

I live in South London, less than 3 miles from your Shard. I see it often from a distance, It being such huge stamp on the London sky-line. And I have to say (and here’s the shit bit)..i think you’ve let yourself and London down. The building, its shape and size are often very impressive, especially during sunsets on a misty London backdrop. However that top bit, rather than being a clever piece of design; the coming together of three glass shards…just looks plainly unfinished. Still a building site. That bit makes the whole structure look shit. Its ok from certain angles. But from south London it just looks awful. It really makes me annoyed that, such a mammoth (and interesting structure) could be screwed up.

Okay, perhaps this reflects the London sky line as a whole. Beauty and ugliness, finished and unfinished. The Lloyd’s building, which has its inner workings exposed, is  fantastic. Yet I feel this wasn’t your intention. This ‘feature’ looked fine in the architectural design. But I wonder whether you agree that in reality this was a poor part of the design? Its okay to be wrong. To make mistakes. I recently made a stop motion short animation, which looking back was actually quite poor. I got it wrong.

My Dad was an architect. Now he just sits in a chair, only just able to remember his buildings that still stand as his body and mind crumbles away. I showed him a picture of The Shard. He said it looked too big.

Hopefully in the future you will consider this letter, (see Figures 1-3) when designing new buildings . Sadly this letter turns out to be more of an ‘open shit sandwich’: Compliment then Bad news, without the other slice of compliment. Sorry.

I enclose a stamped address envelope & look forward to your response as I’m a bit bored.

Yours truly,

Kim Noble (male)

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Deleted Scene: Toy Story 3 & REVIEW

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Toy Story 3     MY REVIEW

Animated human kids always make me want to punch a real one and there were far too many in this film. Andy has turned into a right fucken soft twat. Christ if he was my son (yes i realise that does mean actually sleeping with a lady)..i’d try to get him put down. But a fantastic build and a brilliant filmic climax….if only the bosses at pixar would have let all the characters die as they plunged to certain death…it would have been the best film ending ever made…

(4 cocks out of 6.3)

me

REVIEW *1 : INCEPTION

Its strange to commence a piece of writing with the phrase ‘words fail me’ and then go on to use words to describe something. but in this case I’m not going to. what I’m going to do, is say: “Inception, words fail me’ then I’m going to make myself vomit into a jar and drink it, vomit it up and drink it again…I will repeat this for over 2 hours 30 minutes, the time it took me to watch that ‘absolute shite’ (my intial review I used as I left the cinema)

The group of nobs in an office that came up with that “oh so trying to be clever..but ended up absolute nonsense” screenplay should be shot.
And to save you time and money in the end it was either 1) all a dream 2) a set up for an even worse sequel.
To the ‘friend’ that suggested we go…you’re a fucken bitch.

(1 out of 18 cocks..because it made me want to kill again and thats no bad thing)

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