but i would walk 500 miles…

 

 

PS. Map shows acheter viagra number of times you can watch SHREK 2 on flight from Melbourne to London. 

A live Chat with EE about going to Belgium & other things that affect us all.

i’m going to belgium and i wanted  to know about data roaming charges on my phone.
So i spoke to Vipul at EE about it. here…..

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NEW Airbus 320 Safety Instructions

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i went on an

Airbus320. took home various safety instruction cards and duplicated them with additions and put them back on the return flight. I’m hoping they are more true to life.

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If Rene Descartes Designed Hotel Room Emergency Exit Plans…

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I trust this change will help new occupants of room 115 during any emergency situation.

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European stuff.

trying to improve my german

 

was delighted to be sent this badge of honour. from a learn german app.

its worth more than a degree nowadays.

(i used to be proud of being English.
now I’m just disgusted.)

i realise this will be read by mostly sympathetic https://www.viagrapascherfr.com/vente-de-viagra-pas-cher/ readers.. ..but for those of you who voted for hatred and bigotry..i’d like a word with you cunts. No really.

Byebye Europe

my time living in Munich is nearly

up and I’ve had the fortune of working with some great artists on various projects including this one.

if you’re in Munich, Bangkok or NewYork you may even see it.

byyeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

last nighty night.

janis

joplin said: “On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone.”

well tonight there were 146 people in. so thats at least a semi. then i went home alone.

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thank you to all that came down to see it, and the kind words.

sad times.

hope to see you in B&Q soon.

living in a showroom wardrobe

In 2016 i intend to spend a week living in a department store showroom wardrobe. sleeping over night inside it and in the  day wandering the

aisles. i’ll take all my provisions with me, and large empty bottle to wee in (although there is a toilet in the store) and possibly a book by Alan Titchmarsh. I’m hoping it will provide me with an insight into the human condition. I won’t disclose which store because i don’t want to be found out.

but i might send a tweet. or document it.

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i had a practise to acclimatise.  i sat in here for 5hours. no one noticed. it was fucken dull.
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byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

message for the plumber

Today a plumber came round to fix a leaking toilet.

Before He arrived i left him a short message just

behind the U-bend & sewage outflow pipe.

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he told

me his name was Dave. I had no reason to doubt him.

This is Dave, looking lovely,  & finding the message and then repairing the Sewage Outlet.

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this was the message.

note to plumber

Dave repaired the leak. he said goodbye to me. but never mentioned the note.

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bye dave