Do You Want (a bit of) Steve Davis’s Toast: A PATREON GIVEAWAY

My Landlady is selling up…so I’m being forced to live in a car or at my mums..so I’m down sizing… so I’m giving away David Beckhams After Shave and Steve Davis’s toast and a bit of my dad to my Patreons.

sign up here if you want any of this shit

 

thank you victor

Limited edition etching for Lullaby For Scavengers

Dry Point Etching based on :  7mins 25 seconds into the live show Lullaby For Scavengers;

“…shows about Sexuality and Hoover Bags” Squirrel

15×20 cm on 250mg Somerset.

(for sales see online shop.)

(Unofficial) Exhibition of my photography in hotel room 420

(click on images for gallery view)

The art in room 420 was a bit boring…so I took it down and replaced it with my new photographic work…made in the hotel room. I hope the next people that stay there like it.

 

Limited Edition Print Works


 

when you do print making you don’t tend to get death threats, or the microphones don’t break or audiences don’t hate you…

So I’m going to be a printmaker.

New Series available soon called “Possible Escape Routes Out of Here”

available soonish

A Sad Notice Board

This empty Community Notice Board seemed quite sad, bereft of purpose,  

Its been empty for years.  

So I’ve purloined it as an art gallery. 

(check back for more images soon)

Advice For Indoor Planting.

Masking tape & relationships

About  4 years ago…I made a somewhat misguided romantic (perhaps creepy) gesture for a girlfriend. I attached a flower to every lamppost and street sign in the area where they lived. The person in question didn’t like the flowers. or the gesture  And in any case they died within a week. (the flowers not the girlfriend).  


1 month later the relationship ended…leaving just dead stalks attached to lampposts.

Today, four years, on I walked down the street by chance..and there at each pillar and post, the slight remnants of the tapes adhesive. A faint reminder of the marks relationships can leave on lampposts. 

 

Moral: always use stronger masking tape. 

An Audio Series

so…i’ve spent some time in a cupboard..sometime underground..sometime recording a squirrel getting battered to death…and all of this sound will form an audio series available* exclusively on Spotify from Spring 2020

 

*please note if my last projects are anything to go by it will be banned/canned or cancelled in feb 2020.

A Conversation about a hole