KIM NOBLE ON : being disabled

last month i was asked to provide a film, previously made, for a forthcoming event at the soho curzon cinema.
i was happy to oblige as the short film entitled: How to survive a terrorist attack, was banned from an event at the Tate last year.

However the event at the cinema is discribed as : Short Films and Discussion On The Disabled Vanguard.
Now i’m delighted to be labelled ‘disabled’. but i’m unsure exactly why?
I dont use one of these:

(although i did wheel myself round a shopping precinct in Preston many years ago)
but
i am dyslexic.
i did once shit myself.
i suffer from occasional mental disturbances.
i have ginger hair.
and bad breath.

I’m happy with these to be used as my reason for joining the ‘less-abled’ amongst us as long as i can now officially park here:

link to film at curzon on 8th nov 09