HOW TO WIN A BIKE (and peoples affection)

(recommended listening for added blog impact)

This is Ellie. Apparently she has won your hearts, according to The Sun Newspaper

not only that but the nice people at the newspaper  bought her a fucken bike

At the moment i don’t own a bike…and i’d really like one…and i’m also keen on being adored aswell.

so i’ve been thinking about amputation.

i sat here for some time thinking about it….but came to the conclusion that i wouldn’t go ahead with it.