HOW TO WIN A BIKE (and peoples affection)
(recommended listening for added blog impact)
This is Ellie. Apparently she has won your hearts, according to The Sun Newspaper
not only that but the nice people at the newspaper bought her a fucken bike
At the moment i don’t own a bike…and i’d really like one…and i’m also keen on being adored aswell.
so i’ve been thinking about amputation.
i sat here for some time thinking about it….but came to the conclusion that i wouldn’t go ahead with it.