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NEW CURE FOR DEPRESSION: Dog Food
DO YOU FEEL DEPRESSED?
Well a new therapy is available for free.
Just spend a few minutes everyday in the dog food section of your local supermarket
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With names like: Winalot (yes you are victorious), Hero (thats you), Pal (you have many friends), cesar (a Roman Emporor to boot), how can you not feel more passionate about life.
however i feel we may be ignoring reality here…so i’ve decided to make my own dog food to bring us back to earth.
printing my own labels at home,
re-labeling some cans, and placing them back on the shelves, i bring you an all new dog food….
…LIFES A BITCH (because it is)
Posted on November 19th, 2010
Kim Noble thinks : The pope is a messy cunt
All the arguments seem to centred around the opposing of distribution of condoms, promoting segregated education, opposing equal rights for gay people and failing to address the many cases of abuse of children within its own organisation…however i looked out of my window and there he was…having a piss up against my neighbours car…thats just out of order.
(with apologise to the bandwagon)
Posted on September 17th, 2010
KIM NOBLE on: A Cold Snap
Stories of blocked Motorways.
Images of Villages cut off.
Of treacherous conditions.
Abandoned Vehicles.
Of dying under frozen lakes.
Of councils road gritting issues.
Only travel if you have to.
Christ, Is snow really that……
Christ: “no….”
Posted on January 15th, 2010
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