A Letter To The Airport Chaplin

i’m at the airport. my flight is delayed. theres no information. in a time of crisis one turns to god. i went to the airport prayer room and left the chaplin this noteIMG_1546

One Of Those Crap Lifestyle Survey’s To Find Out What Type Of Person You Are

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ARE YOU A CUNT?

yes

OR

no

 

 

CLICK TO FIND WHAT TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE

 

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Do You Want to Blow up Your Boss Or Ex boy friend?

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making sevaral incendary device that are for sale at the motel de nowhere  on 7th Dec.

do you want to blow up an ethnic group, school or loved one or do you just want to make an impression at some wank private view? Well these small explosives could be just the ticket

 

leaving

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i recently had to leave my room to search for new lodgings. i made this and left it behind

(as well as a stained carpet, some holes in the walls for recording purposes and a heavy heart)

 

Not Very Good Graffiti

 

i tried to do some graffiti. but it wasn’t very good. oh well. we live and learn. shit graffiti

 

A Gift for The Hotel Staff

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Dear hotel staff At The Copthorne Hotel.

I stayed at  your Hotel in Salford. It was ok.

 i left this spade as a gift behind in my room. i hope you enjoy it.

byeeeeee x