FIFTY SHADES OF GREY FILM postponed
My email to Universal Pictures RE-Fifty Shades of grey UK release:
i’m still awaiting a reply….will post it here if it comes
good will to all men.
Cliff richard sang, in Mistletoe And Wine that christmas is a ‘time for giving and a time for getting’
Well. i’ve been to a popular chain of public houses with a bin liner and ‘borrowed’ a shit load of tomato ketchup. literally filling it right up.
you never know when you may need a bin bag full of free ‘borrowed’ ketchup. happy christmas jesus.
HELP SOMEONE IN NEED (in aisle 6) THIS CHRISTMAS
Delighted my new, more accurate, uniform arrived last week. So i’m back for several shifts over the festive season in a highly unofficial capacity. (generally i’ll be around the poisons and garden hoses section) 
also ….tickets for You’re Not Alone click Here
its 3.42 a.m. in Edinburgh and….
….i’m off to gaffer this to yet another audience members door. i hope you enjoy it.
all my love
Kim x
No Stars
because I’m a late arrival in Edinburgh, my poster doesn’t have any stars. which feels a tremendous shame. so i decided to take/borrow other peoples. 
the BBC News have now described my show as “Hot Ticket” ” 
its also now a “Witty political satire” 
possibly the best review I’ve had now was originally for Mark Thomas’s show.
that looks a lot better. tickets here
