You’re Not Alone (terrifed in manchester, Belfast, Munich)
John, the lorry driver from manchester, has been invited to the show on 12th march in manchester….he has yet to respond. so theres a chance i may or may not be beaten up during or afterwards. Something to look forward to.
You’re Not Alone then travels to Belfast & Munich….with other dates to be added…soon-ish
Tickets for manchester
last nighty night.
janis
joplin said: “On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone.”
well tonight there were 146 people in. so thats at least a semi. then i went home alone.
thank you to all that came down to see it, and the kind words.
sad times.
hope to see you in B&Q soon.
YOU’RE NOT ALONE returns to London
You’re Not Alone returns to Soho Theatre this festive season from Tue viagra vs cialis vs levitra reviews 8 Dec – Sat 9 Jan, 7.15pm
For tickets book here
(because you’re really quite nice i got the theatre to set up a special promo code for you: KIM15FB which gets you £5 off.)
So tell your mates, your pets and your grans and lets dance…byeeeeeeeeeee
living in a showroom wardrobe
In 2016 i intend to spend a week living in a department store showroom wardrobe. sleeping over night inside it and in the day wandering the aisles. i’ll take all my provisions with me, and large empty bottle to wee in (although there is a toilet in the store) and possibly a book by Alan Titchmarsh. I’m hoping it will provide me with an insight into the human condition. I won’t disclose which store because i don’t want to be found out.
but i might send a tweet. or document it.
i had a practise to acclimatise. i sat in here for 5hours. no one noticed. it was fucken dull.
byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
message for the plumber
Today a plumber came round to fix a leaking toilet.
Before He arrived i left him a short message just behind the U-bend & sewage outflow pipe.
he told me his name was Dave. I had no reason to doubt him.
This is Dave, looking lovely, & finding the message and then repairing the Sewage Outlet.
this was the message.
Dave repaired the leak. he said goodbye to me. but never mentioned the note.
bye dave
New Improved Parking Restriction Signs
most days i would wander passed this impotent looking signpost.
It looked so sad. With out a Purpose. i know how it feels.
So I got a new improved parking restriction sign made up for it. (and a couple more for Unused Signposts in the area)