Kim Noble & Nicolas Cage: Most Shocking Films (timeout article)
Here is an article. I wrote some words in it.
CLICK HERE FOR TIME OUT ARTICLE , NOT HERE.
n.b. Shock Comedian? or Toss Comedian? or probably just Toss.
KIM NOBLE ON : REGRET
I was given the opportunity to deliver an acceptance speech the other night.
I had a few words prepared.
Yet i said nothing.
NOTHING.
I really regret that now.
Regrets can be hard to deal with.
Examples:
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The Guardian on the Chortle Awards.
“PROBABLY”
Watch a new video by kate anderson by clicking here.
i said some words on it.
if your not interested then here is a picture of a dead cat.
KIM NOBLE on : GERMANS MUST DIE (pt12)
I like driving.
My 1.4 litre Polo
but
i think Formula 1 driver, Michael Schumacher’s, Carbon footprint is quite large.
With all that talk of global warming, killing michael would save enough energy to power Torquay for 3 months. (and no-one likes an arrogant german)click here
I also had a dream last night that he tried it on with my sister
and i dont even have a sister.
and sadly, if i did, i suppose she would look like this.
my sister has a warm heart
KIM NOBLE ON: Are black people ugly? & i want to kill my baby
Google is a tremendous tool. It will even make helpful suggestions…..if your not exactly sure what your want….
Thank you google…
why am i always so tired google?
my webshite
KIM NOBLE on WHO SHOULD DIE (part11)
The world would be a better place with out certain people.
i’m just trying to make life better.
Nick should be raped to death by people of all cultural persuasions.
It might look like this. click here if you really have too.
KIM NOBLE : SHARK ATTACKS in Oxford
I’ve been invited to speak at Oxford Universities HUMAN SCIENCES 40th anniversary SYMPOSIUM: Exploring the links between mental disorders and creativity in society.
I’m 2nd up of 3 speakers.
The other 2 are proffesors in Psychiatry and anthro…something.
so, at first glance, coming second…may see like a plum spot…the meat between the the bread. (the expression meat and two veg, also sprung to mind..but i quickly dismissed that as i believe it has strong sexual connotations..
prof1 and me and prof2
However i’m now looking on my position somewhat apprehensively now.
I feel a little bit like the labortory rat awaiting disection.
or rocky dennis in the film: Mask
We both have ginger hair
I might get mauled
me...
Infact my right and left flanks are always very vulnerable
and then i might even have to deal with questions
ATTACK SCENARIO
having said that I hear Oxford is very nice.
I’ve only been there once before.
and never masturbated there at all.
KIM NOBLE : WHO SHOULD DIE (part8)
click here to see who needs to die next.
