KIM NOBLE on : DATING AGENCIES are Anti-Ginger.
finding that someone special is a service offered by the dating agency E-Harmony
I decided to complete the rigorous questionnaire in the vain attempt to become one of those smiling couples on the advert.
i was disheartened to recieve this email reply stating that there were no matches for me…
i called them to discuss my predicament
(LISTEN TO THE AUDIO TO HEAR THAT CALL)
thats all…if you want love & have ginger hair then don’t click here
Kim Noble: The North and other places
The national & international tour of ‘KIM NOBLE WILL DIE’ continues slowly
This week i am going to Manchester, which is in the north of England.
image courtesy of Google Maps
I’m a bit nervous because i over heard some one the bus saying that the north is a toilet. (although he might have said that in the north there IS a toilet, or that he WENT to the toilet in the north)
I am pleased that its not too far to manchester, less than 2 inches from London.
8th October @ the greenrooms, Manchester ticket info here
For information on other future performances & new work, then if you click here it will help
Kim noble’s Blog On Blogs
Thank you for taking the time to read this. I appreciate you.
Its important for businesses to know their audience, who they are, where they come from.
On a blog or webpage its possible to research how people get to your site. It can give you valuable knowledge to increase ‘traffic’.
how ever readers i was quite bemused to find that on a number of days the search engine term which most people typed and found this page was : “dead woman“.
the term “shark attack” was also quite high on visitors minds who visited this page.
now i quite like dead women and i’ve never been against shark attack victims but i was alarmed that even the word “frisbee” occurred higher than that of my actual name. I FUCKEN HATE frisbee. It is just wrong and everyone who enjoys throwing a red bit of plastic around a park is a dick.
i’d like to think i cover a range of subjects but obviously people are only interested in dead women who died in shark attacks whilst playing frisbee. So from now on my blogs will focus on that niche market.
[polldaddy poll=3846760]
YOUR SUGGESTIONS SO FAR:
-Sharks attacked by zombie women
-Your existence.
-I would like you to cover customer feedback.
-Women having sex with Dead Sharks … with frisbees in there somewhere
-dead women who died from shark attacks throwing a gay bit of plastic around a park
-regrets
-yoga
-that guy who cannibalised a passenger on a canadian bus
-evolve your blog into a ‘price comparison’ website like Go Compare
-I followed you from DSI… guilty pleasures
-I want to stick my finger up my japs eye and look at that dirty cunt Lineker
-throwing dead sharks at Arsenal fans in a park
3 quick things
1) I had a book dedicated to me. Its rather brilliant. check it out here and buy it here
2) This video has been nominated for something or other. And if you like it you can vote for it.
3)
Kim Noble thinks : The pope is a messy cunt
All the arguments seem to centred around the opposing of distribution of condoms, promoting segregated education, opposing equal rights for gay people and failing to address the many cases of abuse of children within its own organisation…however i looked out of my window and there he was…having a piss up against my neighbours car…thats just out of order.
(with apologise to the bandwagon)
