THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
An "ecstatic" John after child birth.Sadly the Daily Mail states the child is already HIV positive
This sign below is at the end of my road. but it only tells of half the story which elton John told us so eloquently about, in his song ‘circle of life’.
Elton says “it should officially look like this”
KIM NOBLE is sexual restricted
its been brought to my attention that at several offices around the country my blog has been blocked. With ‘sex’ being the main reason
i hate to feel i’m responsible for declining workrates of this countries wonderful workforce.
so from now on i’m personally filtering all my content
so don’t click here
or here or here
and i’d advise you dont click here without parental constent.
avoid this link if you are at work.
Concentrate please! This country needs you! so dont distract your self with this filth or this
Keep working! thankyou.
student fees & library fines. Take action.
In light of the cunting government voting in favour of tuition fee rises & my library fine of £2.50 i found this car sticker very crass and inappropriate.
The car also had one of these ‘child on board sign’. Christ. I hate these people so much. i hope their naughty little shit gets run over today.
and to compound our nations woes, in the glove box was a Coldplay cd.
i had one of these
and some of this.
so i did this. serve the fucker a lesson. I’m anti tuition fee’s
KIM NOBLES WORLD CUP BID & other failures
my presentation to fifa
i can only take part responsiblity for englands failed world cup bid. I thought my power point demo wasn’t bad. I went on after Prince william. who was absolutely shitting himself in greenroom before.
i now fly straight from zurich to Bristol to deliver 2 other failed presentations @ inbetweentime festival
Kim noble will die (4th Dec). details here
You are Not Alone. (5th Dec) (dont bother coming to this as it’ll be shit work in progress) details here
undeterred, i’m now working on the finishing touches to my peckham 2026 world cup logo. i’ll be concentrating on the fantastic bus network.
NEW CURE FOR DEPRESSION: Dog Food
DO YOU FEEL DEPRESSED?
Well a new therapy is available for free.
Just spend a few minutes everyday in the dog food section of your local supermarket
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With names like: Winalot (yes you are victorious), Hero (thats you), Pal (you have many friends), cesar (a Roman Emporor to boot), how can you not feel more passionate about life.
however i feel we may be ignoring reality here…so i’ve decided to make my own dog food to bring us back to earth.
printing my own labels at home,
re-labeling some cans, and placing them back on the shelves, i bring you an all new dog food….
…LIFES A BITCH (because it is)
Cuts and government cut backs (a short story)
2 MONTHS AGO
2 month ago i sat waiting for my tube.
my eye was diverted to 3 pieces of rubbish.
being eco friendly i decided to select one bit of rubbish, to recycle or dispose of in the appropriate receptacle
the object in question was a slightly used plaster.
i pictured the initial user and the pain he or she might have suffered;
i felt i couldn’t throw it away.
so i took it home. This was more than just a discarded plaster.
This was a symbol of healing, a memento of pain, an object of hope in this dark time of cuts and cut backs.
i made a little shrine for it and its user.
1 MONTH AGO
So imagine my delight when i cut myself in the kitchen chopping a potato some weeks after
and that very same plaster came in very handy.
(although I had to use a little pritt stick, it worked fine)
TODAY
and now my cut has healed, i have no more use for that plaster, and want it to have a happy home
so i am offering it to anyone who needs it.
If you want it then send me your address and i’d be happy to send it on.
