Certainty
“When one admits that nothing is certain, one must also add that some things are more nearly certain than others”
Bertrand Russell
….so i went to Ladbrooks & Betfred & Williamhill.
I’ve never been as certain as anything in my life.
That complete tosser Vanilla Ice to Win Dancing on Ice
The cunting queen to wear a pink hat at the wedding 8 to 1
The Horse called Hangover to win the 2.55
Penis Size
I am delighted to announce that from this angle i have a bigger penis than the empire state building
Not having a Female Orgasm Where Harry Met Sally.
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my new york show details here
my wibsit
bits and bobs
Derek became impatient on his 3rd sea landing in as many weeks
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on plane. write a note
stick to empty table next to you
fold table away and leave for next passenger
my note for the next passenger
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i am performing here in New York till 22 JAN 2011
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and i can confirm. Do not eat yellow snow. i thought it might taste different in america. but sadly it doesn’t
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I’ve Written In Your Diary
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Kim Noble Helps with Marital Problems
This wedding card was found on the pavement outside number 65.
How many of these does your marriage have?
Joe & Tonia made references to marriage having Potholes which is not the most sensitive to say in a ‘congratulations card’. I wonder what these potholes will be.
POSSIBLE POTHOLES
Wife has affair
Husband has affair
Wife dies
Husband dies
Wife becomes vegetable
Husband Becomes vegetable
Wife leaves Husband
Husband leaves wife
Wife wakes up one morning and wonders where all the love went.
Husband leaves the house and crosses the road but slips and twists his ankle in a pothole. he fills a report to the council.
If your having marital problems click here
ROYALS IN SHOCK OVER KIM NOBLES CUISINE
Camilla's Shock as Kim Noble demonstrates the size of his Salmon En Croute
