DON’T KILL A CHILD, KILL CLARKSON

speeding restrictions in tower hamlet

JOIN KIM NOBLES BOOK CLUB

Thursday 3rd Of March is World Book Day and i’m reading a book

The EX350 Generator User Manual is "un-put downable" ** (2 stars) ((out of 3 stars))


Tune in on the 13th of August for World Left handers day, when i’ll be using my left hand.

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Also i’ll be donning my wheelchair and blowing the dust off my hearing aids cos i’m speaking here this weekend

WELCOME TO THE UK (Kim Nobles tackles immigration)


Foreigners…


…to prepare you for the inevitable bigotry, racism and tory party policies on these shores…


..i’ve formed my own welcoming committee at Heathrow Airport Arrivals

Welcome to the UK

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STREET NAMED DESIRE

Many street names are given after historic events in the area. i.e. Trafalgar Avenue. This one, in Peckham, was named after a dismembered slags body was found in some foliage by the road side.

KIM NOBLE 1 – 0 JESUS

COMPETING WITH THE SON OF GOD IS FUN

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WIN A DISABLED BADGE (and you can park where-ever you fucken want to)


FEBRUARYS QUIZ OF THE MONTH
WIN WIN WIN PRIZES!!!!!

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To enter, click on the above link. (ends 28.2.11)
The winner will be informed by email at the start of March2011. (in the event of a draw, the most attractive person will win)
THE WINNER will recieve a specially designed disabled badge, meaning you can park where ever you like!!!!

SPECIALLY DESIGNED DISABLED PARKING BADGES

& a bet (with possible winning value of £15!!!!!!)

A POSSIBLE WINNINGS OF £15 if the queen's hat is pink

AMAZING

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KIM NOBLE : 3 Self Portraits

“Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.” John Singer Sargent
so here are 3 i’ve done:


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Kim Noble’s Retrospective at ICA

i’m involved in a writing project at the ICA

but while i’m there i decided to have my first major retrospective. A solo exhibition of my seminal work. It will be a ticketed affair, with allocated time slots.

its lottery funded.

this is my retrospective:

details of the project i’m actually supposed to be doing are here

bye bye

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a quick drawing of David

After giving some speech on Multi-culturalism, David takes his over due book on 'Englands Woodlands' by Alan Titchmarsh back to his local library (which closes next month). He asks the librarian for a book with pictures in it on 'nazis'. She pulls a gun from her bag and shoots him in the head. The man, after signing on, reads a romantic novel turns and says: "shhhhhh..." pointing to the 'quiet please' sign.

LONDON DEMO

The protest about the build up of rubbish under my car seat brought a huge police presence, but the lack of public support was disappointing