KIM NOBLE verses The BIBLE (a letter to richard dawkins)
Dear Richard Dawkins.
Parked outside my street is a 2006 Vauxhall Corsa.
nothing unusual in that, its not a crime..
but on the back shelf is a bible open at Proverbs 27 chapter 15, it reads :
“A quarrelsome wife is like the dripping of a leaky roof in a rainstorm; restraining her is like restraining the wind or grasping oil with the hand.”
true enough.. but i decided to put the rest of that chapter, displayed in that evangelical automobile, to the test…
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RICHARD DAWKINS! the bible fucken won.
PLAYING IT COOL (latest video by Kim Noble)
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NEW ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY COMPUTER by Kim Noble
Are you tired of all the bad ecological news about our troubled world …Well gather round earthlings..some great news…i’ve designed and built a new eco-friendly, recycle-friendly, sustainable computer…
available in PC-WORLD…
..its only £3.99…
and it doesn’t even need electricity to work!
(NB. you can’t access the internet from this device)
my webo
The Highlight of Ones Life
The birth of a child, your Wedding day, moving into your first house with a loved one,…treasured memories
So imagine my disdain when i realised the highlight of my life happened 18 years by the pool table in the Bull & Gate, in Kentish Town.
Chesney Hawkes (he sang I Am The One And Only in which topped the charts for 5 week in 1991) was standing holding a pint of Fosters.
I was stood about 2 metres away from him.
There was only 4 people in the Pub.
Then this happened…
Chesney dropped his pint and it looked as if he had pissed himself….
There…THATS BEEN THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE. (and i presume life will never again reach the joyous pleasure of that moment). CUNT.
GOOD FRIDAY (no it fucken isn’t)
jesus was crucified for your sins on this day a couple of thousand years back.
is it coincidence that my car stereo also got nicked today?
both me and jesus think today should be re-named BAD FRIDAY…or at least..BELOW AVERAGE FRIDAY
