Understanding Women
i’ve never really understood women.
This one is even shitting an orange.
(and if you look carefully another ‘one’ appears to be helping out. i give up)
HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF APPEAR SEXUALLY ACTIVE (to people in tesco’s, morrisons and asda))
To make myself look impressively sexually active but yet responsible, to the cashier at morrisons, and anyone who looked into my basket, i just bought 128 condoms. I’m now gonna chuck them away.
if you want your libido to look engrossed i suggest you do the same.
MORAL OUTCRY
After this abhorent story of a child left dying after a hit and run incident in china these new devasting pictures have come to my attention of a Wotsit left for dead on the streets of london. 
see how the public notice the Wotsit, but walk on by. DISGUSTING.
I hate the public. (& Wotsits)
THERES A PARTY IN MY PANTS (and your invited)
1. half bottle of cheap pinot grigio
2. Carpenters Best of cd. (the Cd is missing)
3. smoke machine and full bottle of smoke machine fluid
4. 12 pack of condoms (each condom has been pierced with a pin)
5. pants
6. party hats and a pot noddle (they had run out of finger buffet food at Tesco’s)
New NHS Initiative To Combat Binge Drinking Of Crap Eastern European Wines
1) Drink wine. 2) Feel Sick. 3) Have stomach Pumped on site. 4) Repeat 1-3
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