PRAWN FACTS (a Kim Noble podcast): Episode 3 : SITTING DOWN
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“blessed are those that sit down” Cesar Vallejo.
so part of this audio work was recorded here, from dfs, the Sofa warehouse.
I also spoke to an investment wanker.
KIM NOBLE on SELF ASSESSMENT TAX RETURNS (from 2009/2010 accounts)
HERE is an old blog from me but its that time of the year…so here it is again
Tax doesn’t have to be taxing says Moira Stewart on the advert.
me licking Moira Stewart out.
Being a freelancing nob, once a year i have to trail through my reciepts…and this year…behind the crumpled strips of paper….
Dinner for 2 receipt
….a story unfolded of a relationship, resturant bills, spiralling mobile bills, bar drinks, flowers …and then nothing. The relationship was over.
In order for the next financial year to be just as interesting i’ve taken to buying women’s lingerie and condoms…so my tax return for next year, 2009/10 will tell just as interesting story.
womens stuff
Kill (or spit at least) An Artist Today.
Alarmingly reports show that by 2025 there will be more artists in the UK than humans. This will put a huge burden on my already crumbling infrastructure. We need to start the culling of artists. Please support this campaign by slowly ridding the country of this vermin.
alternatively go out with one. After a year move in. After 3 years, one night, while the artist sleeps, place a pillow over its head and press down firmly.
put it on the street outside on a thursday morning and the council will collect it.
CELEBRATION
please piss and vomit into alleyways responsibly
HOW TO COPE WITH 2012
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