THE APOCRALYPSE

an art performance type thingy i was involved in:

ACT1 SCENE 14 Kim Noble click here

for other ACTS click here

A SECRET MESSAGE

The man opposite me in the library asked if i could
look over his things whilst he went for a wee wee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i did.
Whilst he was gone, i  wrote this message in the middle pages of his pad
and returned it to the correct page. i hope he discovers the message in a week or two.

thats all

PRAWN FACTS 7

latest episode of the audio thingy is now available click here  (or you can subscribe in Itunes)

HOW TO GET A LUCRATIVE SPONSORSHIP DEAL
WIN WIN WIN (a tin)

Whats the point in reading?

Camus wrote in The Myth Of Sisyphus that existence is pointless. The themes of this book are accurately demonstrated here.

PLEASE SHUT THE F*** UP

I think myself and many other people who also post absolute shit on the internet, should heed this advice from the artist Salvator Rosa inscription on his Self Portrait. And he didn’t have to even cope with twitter. lucky bastard

Translation : ‘Be silent, unless what you have to say is better than silence’.

CHRISTIANITY (an Audio Thingy)

Prawn Facts Episode 6

4 Conversations about christianity.
including:
forgiveness for all your sins,
why god should go to Argos
& a telephone call with The Church Of England

to play click here

to play / subscribe in itunes click here

i went here so you don’t have to.

Ultimate proof that God does exist

its one ticket between 3. so a lot of paper, stone, scissors on the coach on the way over.
(i always go for stone…it wins everytime)