WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

I recently received the above personalised email from a ‘retailers’ asking where had i been all there lives.

I replied with this:

and this is the infographic i sent them explaining where i’ve actually been all my life.

i’ve heard nothing back yet

view from a window

i find life is easier if things are labelled (i.e like my view)

full stop


a drawing of a full stop

Rat Infestation in the Home

if all other forms of anti-rat devices have failed then try this:

1) An Animal should be scared of by any Jeffrey Archer Novel
2) if stage fails, then stand by with an ultra high explosive and blow the shit out of it
3) if 1 & 2 fail, become friendly with the rodent. you might have more in common with it than you think.

a depressing graph

i was already feeling a bit low this morning…but then i saw this graph in The Times….

making friends on public transport

recently i’ve been taking pictures of people on the bus
if you’d like to see them then click here

if you don’t want to see them…or have little time then thats also fine.

Suicide At The Tate

yesterday, a suited man lept to his death from 100ft up from a balcony  at The Tate Modern.

he landed about here.

just inside the adjacent wall hangs this photograph. A reconstruction of the Yves Kleins ‘Leap Into The Void’

some sentence about art mirroring life seems a little crass right now.

RIP whoever you are.