3 Slightly Better Newspaper Headlines

Wall Chart

Boxing up or chucking my possessions.

Can’t decide whether to keep my old weekday toe nail wall chart. Sadly incomplete. That last Thursday was a real bind

a photo of….

…An audio device nestled snugly in the entrance to the ear canal.
The ear was on a 172 to Saint Paul’s.
Saint Paul had a spiritual Epiphany on the road to Damascus.
The ear was on the Old Kent Road.

For more ears and other bits of humans on public transport  click here. 

moving

Share a coke? f*** off

i re-printed / re-labelled / Re-stocked in shops my own ‘SHARE A COKE WITH..’ campaign. Here are

some results so far:

How Satisfied Are You?

10 REASONS WHY FLAT HUNTING IS LIKE DATING A LADY

Searching for a room to live in London is a lot like trying to date women :

1) All the good ones have already gone.

2) The really cheap ones are often dirty and you have to share it with 7 others.

3) They always look a lot smaller in real life than they do in their profile picture.

4) The keen one will probably be way out in croydon & have kids

5) They like you to have a steady income and not keep dead animals in the freezer.

6) if you express an interest they probably won’t call you back.

7) the scratch marks on the walls make you wonder why the last person left (them).

8) if your really lucky you get to make a deposit.

9) it makes you wonder where your life went so wrong.

on the plus side

10) both sometimes come with a washing machine.

My Middle Class Monetary Issues

a text message conversation between t-mobile and myself.

Classic Album Covers Recreated in the English Channel part1

Don’t share a coke with….