THERES A PARTY IN MY PANTS (and your invited)

1. half bottle of cheap pinot grigio
2. Carpenters Best of cd. (the Cd is missing)
3. smoke machine and full bottle of smoke machine fluid
4. 12 pack of condoms (each condom has been pierced with a pin)
5. pants
6. party hats and a pot noddle (they had run out of finger buffet food at Tesco’s)