NEW CURE FOR DEPRESSION: Dog Food
DO YOU FEEL DEPRESSED?
Well a new therapy is available for free.
Just spend a few minutes everyday in the dog food section of your local supermarket
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With names like: Winalot (yes you are victorious), Hero (thats you), Pal (you have many friends), cesar (a Roman Emporor to boot), how can you not feel more passionate about life.
however i feel we may be ignoring reality here…so i’ve decided to make my own dog food to bring us back to earth.
printing my own labels at home,
re-labeling some cans, and placing them back on the shelves, i bring you an all new dog food….
…LIFES A BITCH (because it is)
