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Kim Noble thinks : The pope is a messy cunt
All the arguments seem to centred around the opposing of distribution of condoms, promoting segregated education, opposing equal rights for gay people and failing to address the many cases of abuse of children within its own organisation…however i looked out of my window and there he was…having a piss up against my neighbours car…thats just out of order.
(with apologise to the bandwagon)
Posted on September 17th, 2010
Kim Noble on : Boycott GangBangs in Halfords & I hate Gingers
I love my car. I’ve gone to Portsmouth and back inside her. I’ve kissed insided her. I’ve transported an ikea flat pack table inside her. i’ve masterbated in the car park at morrisons inside her. Shes a little sluggish on motorways but great around the city.
so it was heart breaking to see the one i love get touched up and fingered by some ginger cunt who works at Halfords.
and then horror turned to disgust when i saw 3 black men, none of whom were wearing protection rooting around inside this poor slag.
I have decided to boycott this abhorrent firm and i beg you to do the same.
This is the genuine email I sent to Halfords.
I await a reply.
Posted on September 11th, 2010
Deleted Scene: Toy Story 3 & REVIEW
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Toy Story 3 MY REVIEW
Animated human kids always make me want to punch a real one and there were far too many in this film. Andy has turned into a right fucken soft twat. Christ if he was my son (yes i realise that does mean actually sleeping with a lady)..i’d try to get him put down. But a fantastic build and a brilliant filmic climax….if only the bosses at pixar would have let all the characters die as they plunged to certain death…it would have been the best film ending ever made…
(4 cocks out of 6.3)
Posted on September 3rd, 2010
NOTES (from the country)
PART 1)
3.2% of sheep are black Caribbean, black african, black other or mixed
There are 31 sheep in this field.
1 of these sheep is black, the rest are white.
Remarkably this is the exact percentage given by National statistics Online of percentage of Mixed/Black african/ Black Caribbean /black other, living in the UK.
Incredible.
These statisitics are taken from a census of 2001 and ignores the lone sheep in the lower field whom i suppose is gay or some other minority group.
PART 2)
PART 3)
Carvans have the most ridiculous names.
These are Carvans, not superhero’s from a crap hollywood comedy film with Ben Stiller.
These are 6 sides of metal, that sit in fields in crap english campsites in the pooring rain. Inside a pissed loveless northern couple sit staying at a blank scrabble board, while there fucked up 7 year old daughter shits into the sink. And that is the high light of the fucken year. Then the carvan holds up every other tosser on the motorway home.
Real carvan names include:
Ace Pioneer
Clubman Lunar
Crystal Sprint
Swift Conqueror
Meteor
Pegasus
hmmm……
THATS ALL… (for now…now go back to lives…its better out there, than in here)
Posted on September 1st, 2010
REVIEW *1 : INCEPTION
Its strange to commence a piece of writing with the phrase ‘words fail me’ and then go on to use words to describe something. but in this case I’m not going to. what I’m going to do, is say: “Inception, words fail me’ then I’m going to make myself vomit into a jar and drink it, vomit it up and drink it again…I will repeat this for over 2 hours 30 minutes, the time it took me to watch that ‘absolute shite’ (my intial review I used as I left the cinema)
The group of nobs in an office that came up with that “oh so trying to be clever..but ended up absolute nonsense” screenplay should be shot.
And to save you time and money in the end it was either 1) all a dream 2) a set up for an even worse sequel.
To the ‘friend’ that suggested we go…you’re a fucken bitch.
(1 out of 18 cocks..because it made me want to kill again and thats no bad thing)
Posted on August 20th, 2010
I feel Sad, alone and depressed. (but at least i have this)
Today i have only cried once. A dramatic improvement on yesterday.
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Posted on July 6th, 2010
ENGLAND I HATE YOU (an ode to the team)
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Posted on June 19th, 2010
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