Parked outside my street is a 2006 Vauxhall Corsa.
nothing unusual in that, its not a crime..
but on the back shelf is a bible open at Proverbs 27 chapter 15, it reads :
“A quarrelsome wife is like the dripping of a leaky roof in a rainstorm; restraining her is like restraining the wind or grasping oil with the hand.”
true enough.. but i decided to put the rest of that chapter, displayed in that evangelical automobile, to the test…
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RICHARD DAWKINS! the bible fucken won.
This wedding card was found on the pavement outside number 65.
Wife has affair
Husband has affair
Wife becomes vegetable
Husband Becomes vegetable
Wife leaves Husband
Husband leaves wife
Wife wakes up one morning and wonders where all the love went.
Husband leaves the house and crosses the road but slips and twists his ankle in a pothole. he fills a report to the council.
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finding that someone special is a service offered by the dating agency E-Harmony
I decided to complete the rigorous questionnaire in the vain attempt to become one of those smiling couples on the advert.
i called them to discuss my predicament
(LISTEN TO THE AUDIO TO HEAR THAT CALL)
thats all…if you want love & have ginger hair then don’t click here