HOLY WATER (with added Lilt)

i went to a catholic church recently by mistake.

i noticed all the holy water was running low. (either due to evaporation in hot weather or a lot of catholics needing to dowse themselves due to their sins)

i thought i’d do my bit and fill up the various recepticles, using a bottle of Volic with a twist of Strawberry. Its all i had.

but the main ‘bucket’ of holy water was also running low

so i popped to the newsagent and bought some Lilt. Becasue ‘The Lilt Man’ must be on a par with jesus. and its Got a Totally Tropicall Taste. So i thought it fits the Bill

and i added that to the Holy Water too.

So if you wonder why catholics smell of Pineapple heres your answer.

HERE COMES THE THY LILT MAN!