HOLY WATER (with added Lilt)

catholic chruch
i went to a catholic church recently by mistake.

daught in church

i noticed all the holy water was running low. (either due to evaporation in hot weather or a lot of catholics needing to dowse themselves due to their sins)

volvic holy water

i thought i’d do my bit and fill up the various recepticles, using a bottle of Volic with a twist of Strawberry. Its all i had.

holy water

but the main ‘bucket’ of holy water was also running low

catholics are drinking this shit
so i popped to the newsagent and bought some Lilt. Becasue ‘The Lilt Man’ must be on a par with jesus. and its Got a Totally Tropicall Taste. So i thought it fits the Bill

catholics drink lilt
and i added that to the Holy Water too.

the lilt man is god
So if you wonder why catholics smell of Pineapple heres your answer.

HERE COMES THE THY LILT MAN!