HOLY WATER (with added Lilt)
i went to a catholic church recently by mistake.
i noticed all the holy water was running low. (either due to evaporation in hot weather or a lot of catholics needing to dowse themselves due to their sins)
i thought i’d do my bit and fill up the various recepticles, using a bottle of Volic with a twist of Strawberry. Its all i had.
but the main ‘bucket’ of holy water was also running low
so i popped to the newsagent and bought some Lilt. Becasue ‘The Lilt Man’ must be on a par with jesus. and its Got a Totally Tropicall Taste. So i thought it fits the Bill
and i added that to the Holy Water too.
So if you wonder why catholics smell of Pineapple heres your answer.
HERE COMES THE THY LILT MAN!
Posted on July 30th, 2013